Gimme the Fat,Ma!!
I became a FART
When mother fed me a lot
Every inch of jelly line
But PA insists:"You're looking fine!"
Searching every so
for a MUSKETEER or an OREO
Every gym teacher will say
TOO MUCH FAT AND THE BAD NEWS WILL SHOW
Egg mcmuffin or a fry
I need a WHOPPER or else i'll DIE
Redenbacher's a CORN
But POPS away the dirty ****
Clara Peller took no BULL
the WENDY'S under her control FULL
However,time became a THIEF
when it was time to give up her BEEF
THE MONKEES sold us on KELLOGGS
Michael J.wanted to share his can of PEPSI
Jason Alexander on his share of the CHICKEN
The TIN MAN running from his CHEF BOYARDEE
As the hunger surges on through this plain
And what is left behind
A HEINES ketchup stain
Our quest becomes a BULGE
It is time to say goodnight
But HELLO to a TWINKIE i'll indulge!
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