Long Whoopee Poems
Long Whoopee Poems. Below are the most popular long Whoopee by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Whoopee poems by poem length and keyword.
My Last Las Vegas CesMy Last Las Vegas C.E.S. (1)
(A Memorial Poem)
I long counted Steve Bristow a friend (1) and we'd fly off to lunch
some days (Steve would get 'hours in' he needed for license - small planes).
It was...
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Categories:
whoopee, adventure,
Form:
Rhyme
The Love Life of a PoetMan and poet? Bet you know it
Tender verse can get you girls
Plain or – whoopee! – eager groupie
Matching your poetic pearls
Just how much you get to touch, you
Can ascertain easily
You’re a freshman? Write for trash...
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Categories:
whoopee, funny, love, words, me, love, me,
Form:
Rhyme
Bottled Up Horny Christian3
times
in
4
years &
1 of those times brought on the little boy whom she spends most of her time taking care of these days
(that is, after all, the reason her man married her---for her child rearing...
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Categories:
whoopee, life, husband, time, husband, time,
Form:
Free verse
Yard Sale SyndromeNo time for coffee, as the dawn arrives....
I raised the shade. The crowd's outside!
The mob takes over...I'm still in slippers
But someone bought our old hedge clippers!!
Those folks just paid me...
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Categories:
whoopee, funny, halloween, me, old, people,
Form:
Couplet
Partyingpartygoers partying pock peck pock
A baa is just as good and effective as a peck for wools and beaks can repeal even the smallest of fleas through the movements of neck and the chewing of...
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Categories:
whoopee, arabic, art, birthday, , cute,
Form:
I do not know?
Yikes, Mountain Mike, RecoveryOnly four stairs to ascend!
And with a broken leg on the mend?
It felt like a wet noodle.
Or more aptly, hot Stroodle .
Hanging on to that railing for dear life,
As though we were husband...
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Categories:
whoopee, absence, care, cat, family, home, pain, poets,
Form:
Rhyme
The Ten Shilling NoteAs a very young boy of fourteen I set out one night through the week
To meet my girlfriend from Girl Guides, the beautiful Angelique
It was a dark and windy evening and just as I put...
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Categories:
whoopee, age, childhood, dad, girlfriend, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Odyssey Damned -- a Sex Tragedy"A dozen or so times per night is fine, but too much of a good thing
generally leaves one somewhat sore."
-- a singular captain of seamen heroic
* * *
When from...
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Categories:
whoopee, pain,
Form:
Sonnet
Stinky PeteMy Mate Pete, he loved to have a drink
and this led him to cause the world's biggest stink.
He used to work in a factory that made joke shop supplies
things like whoopee cushions, doggie poos and...
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Categories:
whoopee, drink, friendship, hero, humorous, nonsense, silly, wind,
Form:
Rhyme
A Funny Kids FortThere once was a playful little boy his imagination 'Oh' how it would soar
dreaming of nights of dragons and forts becoming the warlord of his blankets
and cardboard.
On a weekend...
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Categories:
whoopee, child, creation, funny, happy, imagination, youth,
Form:
Free verse
The BoulderThe Boulder
The anchor ripped through the seabed, lurching and banging trying to get a grip,
Dragged forward at a pace, cutting grooves in the sand under, the belly of the ship.
The anchor locks on to a...
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Categories:
whoopee, funny, life,
Form:
Ballad
Present For ChristmasOh what fun its going to be shopping,In a joke shop for the clown of a poet.
Can you guess who deserves a whoopee cushion.
No-one but the clown of P.S. Jack Ellison.
Who turns my smiles...
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Categories:
whoopee, thank you, fun, hope,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Speak--Easy----- 1920'sI may be all wet, but I sure ain't no bluenose!
And, while it's none of my beeswax,
Let's have a bull session-lesson !
Take a gander around, and tell the guy with the cheaters
I'll give him an...
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Categories:
whoopee, funny, people, drug,
Form:
Free verse
Miraculious Collection of a Big MessAn Anonymous Hippotamus lived with zones which were erogenous,
Sent from Trump who is a mean old misogynist as well as a pragmatist, Saying he should...
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Categories:
whoopee, allegory, analogy,
Form:
I do not know?
The Yard Sale SyndromeShrunken sweaters, dusty ball caps
Tarnished silver, and hedge clippers
Pointed hat pins, gaudy jewelry
Faded jeans and worn out slippers
Greasy fry pan, wobbly table
Crates of dog-eared musty books
Tattered doilies, ragged Barbies
One brown old crock pot that still...
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Categories:
whoopee, funny, happiness, husband, peopleold, me, old,
Form:
Rhyme
It's Only Six Months 'Til ChristmasOnly six months 'til Christmas...
Yes, just six months to go-
I'd best start making lists,
Buying bottles for' ‘rellies' who like to get pissed
And scouring for bargains at Tesco.
Only six months since the last one...
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Categories:
whoopee, celebration, christmas, funny, humor, humorous, silly,
Form:
Verse
Junkas a species, we seem obsessed with collecting junk
we've been doing so
ever since we stopped being hunter-gathers
and started farming the land
we soon started collecting
broken spear tips, and old bones to decorate our huts
and other things...
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Categories:
whoopee, anxiety, community, how i feel, image, imagery,
Form:
Suzette Prime
My Identical Twin and IWe grew up listening to the same conversations
We were introduced to the same ideas, and ideals
Our background was absolute and firm. Christianity is the only way
Daddy did not agree, but Mom ruled us twins and...
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Categories:
whoopee, sister,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Ma's Little ImpTussled hair, bruised knees, toothless, lop-sided grin;
Ma is so thankful her dear little imp wasn't born a twin!
She likes things running smoothly, like a finely-tuned violin,
But her little boy marches to his own drum, much...
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Categories:
whoopee, childhood, little sister,
Form:
Rhyme
How My Cat Got To Vote@FICTION WITH A MESSAGE@
I dressed up my cat, making her look so very fat.
A long, blond, sexy wig and a big furry hat.
On a huge pillow in a wheel chair she sat.
I knew where they...
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Categories:
whoopee, fantasy, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Twisted Fairy WingsHey, what's your number?....,
.....,I'll call you.
Anyways, here's my story,.....
Twice down off the steps, I fell
cause of my flyer mileages
in a two fars, one near, four rights
then touch your nose, place.
Lived, a wise ass owl
in a...
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Categories:
whoopee, fairy, fantasy, funny, humor,
Form:
I do not know?
Bugger - Her ResponseBugger
17th July 2015
Last night my missus gave me some oysters for tea
Was I in for a night of rip snorting whoopee?
I showered and shaved trying to smell like a stud
Her half dozen oysters must...
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Categories:
whoopee, fun, funny, humor, longing, marriage,
Form:
Rhyme
Graduation DayI was drawn to the title and the rules of this contest,
Indeed, it tickled my fancy, enticed, and energized me,
As I feel the need to give substance to my earnest quest,
And a platform to be...
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Categories:
whoopee, graduation,
Form:
Free verse
A Husband and His DutyRainbow Saturn had heard of the exodus and wanted to see
So she crept along the skyline, and took a peek, and yelled a whoopee whee!
There were cars and trucks a plenty, she told me...
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Categories:
whoopee, 10th grade, 12th grade, planet,
Form:
Rhyme
ConfusionWhen im talking to you face to face
You play it off like its ok
But when you go home and your on your phone
You send me a text like I don't...
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Categories:
whoopee, love, love hurts,
Form:
ABC