A Funny Kids Fort

There once was a playful little boy his imagination 'Oh' how it would soar
  dreaming of nights of dragons and forts becoming the warlord of his blankets
  and cardboard.

  On a weekend day he requested to build a fort so the dragon he could slay
  all the time his little mind running into overplay.

  So being a kind mother him having no brothers or others 
  I gave him free rein not knowing his fort would look so strange.

  From room to room he ran with delight grabbing any item in sight 
  preparing for his brave and final dragon fight.

  Chairs were moved and tables were flipped even our cat would hiss and spit
  while Polly our parrot sang Oprah in the background with a nervous twitch.

  Finally, hours later and all out of breath he runs to my room his small hands
  tugging and pulling yelling for me to come see his display. 

  With a large gasp my breath had escaped, what a colorful sight I did see
  as he jumped up and down screaming whoopee!

  All my panties were hanging at the top each one a special window
  so he could see the dragon coming for him to slay all looking like a windsock.

  His choice of weapons with colors of red, black and pink were all
  of my thongs he had carefully turned into sling-shots.

  Each one holding a hard candy he had proceeded to suck on 
  so they would all stay in place and lined up ready for his offense.

  With a gentle pat on his head and a forced smile of dread into the fort we slid
  while waiting on the dragon we ate candy looking out his windows ahead. 

  T Reams 10/11/2015    Contest Sponsored by: 'Team Poetry Soup'
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

Poem

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Merryman Avatar
May 31, 2016 at 4:22 PM
A creative and entertaining write, Tammy! Congrats on your win! Love, Kim
Richards Avatar
May 20, 2016 at 1:01 PM
Such a stretch of imagination that went into this cute poem! Great work Tammy !! Congratulations on your win!!
Callus Avatar
May 20, 2016 at 12:57 PM
Thank you for a very entertaining poem, Tammy:) Congratulations on a deserved win. // Still in my thoughts....paul
Carmack Avatar
May 20, 2016 at 9:41 AM
This is one of my favorites in the list. Congrats Tammy.
Y. Avatar
October 11, 2015 at 6:30 PM
Tammy, this was hilarious. I enjoyed the read. You captured the essence of a kid's imagination really well.Great job! Good luck in the contest:-) Alexis
Reams Avatar
October 11, 2015 at 7:40 PM
Thank you very much Alexis for the nice comment.
Richards Avatar
October 11, 2015 at 2:35 PM
How can one not smile upon reading this funny poem? Sling-shot thongs!!! What a riot !!! PS.... I'm so pleased that you liked my pancake poem, Tammy!! And I didn't even have to butter you up.....(with syrup on top!) ...lol !! Thank you so much!!!
Reams Avatar
October 11, 2015 at 5:46 PM
You are so sweet Carrie! Thank you for the wonderful comment.
Allison Avatar
October 11, 2015 at 9:41 AM
This is so funny Tammy good luck in the contest:-) Hugs jan xx
Reams Avatar
October 11, 2015 at 12:26 PM
Thank you very much Jan and hugs back to you.
Get a Premium Membership
Turn off ads, get more exposure for your poetry, and get more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Diverse Voices: The Poetry of Human Rights and the Pursuit of Peace