Twisted Fairy Wings
Hey, what's your number?....,
.....,I'll call you.
Anyways, here's my story,.....
Twice down off the steps, I fell
cause of my flyer mileages
in a two fars, one near, four rights
then touch your nose, place.
Lived, a wise ass owl
in a town called Whoville
near the mooning cow
were spoon and fork
pitched a business plan
to go missionary.
One day, Jack and Gretel
asked a Who villager
where is Hansel and Jill?
the villager said, "Who?"
Kinda, sort of like
the dish orbiting away from the satellite
big red made it the to neighborhood
in a Jesus Chrysler convertible
with gum stuck on the bottom.
Also, Humpty Dumpty is actually
an ostrich that hasn't hatched yet
the piper packed some sea shells
Granny goose huffed and puffed
ginger taste like garlic bread
and Miss Piggy stayed in bed
because Kermit the frog
never made it back from china.
Can a mustard say,.....
.....,more ketchup, please?
On Rudolph, to the next,.....
Jack and Gretel found the inn
made their way to the lobby
we're they saw the owl
smoking worms
and sipping tree sap.
They asked the owl
where is Hansel and Jill?
the owl said, "Who who, whoopee do....,
they rented room and you should, too!"
There's no such thing as fairies.
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