Twisted Fairy Wings

Hey, what's your number?...., .....,I'll call you. Anyways, here's my story,..... Twice down off the steps, I fell cause of my flyer mileages in a two fars, one near, four rights then touch your nose, place. Lived, a wise ass owl in a town called Whoville near the mooning cow were spoon and fork pitched a business plan to go missionary. One day, Jack and Gretel asked a Who villager where is Hansel and Jill? the villager said, "Who?" Kinda, sort of like the dish orbiting away from the satellite big red made it the to neighborhood in a Jesus Chrysler convertible with gum stuck on the bottom. Also, Humpty Dumpty is actually an ostrich that hasn't hatched yet the piper packed some sea shells Granny goose huffed and puffed ginger taste like garlic bread and Miss Piggy stayed in bed because Kermit the frog never made it back from china. Can a mustard say,..... .....,more ketchup, please? On Rudolph, to the next,..... Jack and Gretel found the inn made their way to the lobby we're they saw the owl smoking worms and sipping tree sap. They asked the owl where is Hansel and Jill? the owl said, "Who who, whoopee do...., they rented room and you should, too!" There's no such thing as fairies.