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from the tagboard media group..... the Kelp Seaworthy Report.... Kelp)......... did you know, that Saturday Night Wrestling returns to the Mid-Town Civic Center get your tickets now..... we know the people In Dolbane like there wrestling.. and we gotta line-up for you! They negotiated to get his contractual release, and they got it! he's straight out of Japan, fresh off his tour as Champion he came back to the U.S. for one reason, he's looking for gold, tomorrow night Main Event Wrestling and Pro- League Sports unite to give not only the fans, but these men the opportunity to set the pace of how things should be. " Rite Gripp" Stubby Stumps makes his return as the partner of " Whiney" Izzy Best they go up against " the worlds Finest" Maddog and Bellows, the world tagteam champions. " Ziggy Mellows and " Proper Time " Midnight Gitty Banex go head to head in a " taped fist slobber knocker" only the referees count or a pinfall, or submition can create a winner "CityBoy" Dingle Dewright goes one on one against the " Hoedown Hillbilly, get the ring reinforced the HoeDown Hillbilly had breakfast in bed. former Tag team Champions Members Of the Urban Nights ( Hawk Menace and Starboard Eagle) will meet Japanese Sensations: Koto Rin Tanko and Ensue Daeun get ready for some high flying hard hitting ring action In the main Event " Whizzer " Engul Summers will challenge the former World Champion Lavish Usain Trisp in what is expected to be a wrestling epic " contenders Goldmine Classic" winner gets a championship bout at venue of his choosing. rules are simple best two out of three falls. first round is submission match ( figure four verses Glanders Clasp) or a pinfall second round is no Dq the third round ( if necessary) will be a stance start- con Ness Te, the ref will restart each decision and the bell keeper, and an outside ref will tally points to make a winner. get your tickets and come on down, we got a lot of wrestling for you! enjoy the preshow with The Pretty Women of Venice Band and chorus>>> come on down and bring the family with ya! this has been the Kelp Sea worthy report!

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Date: 10/15/2019 9:03:00 AM
THEY BOO'D HIM IN vENICE, HE WON IN fLORENCE, ONLY TO HEAR THE bOO'S AGAIN IN rOME, WHAT WILL THESE FANS SPEAK TO THE cHAMPION?
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