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Potus Poetry

I bought Trumps book of poems, yes it's true And I really think you should get one too Because you just don't know When tissue stocks get low So, keep a copy of it in your loo... Trump sent kamala his poetry book Said she'll have plenty time to take a look Her wonky Kitchen table Is now quite firm and stable Kamala was pleased it no longer shook... Tom Cunningham If I’m ever gifted soup’s book I wouldn’t even take a look I’d rip out poems by “Trump” For use after I dump The theme is pure gobbledygook... Jan Allison I'd use Trump's pages to wipe my hiney And keep my toilet bowl quite shiny Not a word would I read About his need for greed He's not a poet; he's too whiney... Lin Lane Trump's new book of poems is a farce He can't write a poem from his a r s e Fake poems galore Are all just a bore His poetry book fans will be sparse... Tania Kitchin Donald Trump is down and singing the blues Seeing his poetry going down loos The thought of success Had gone to his head Now his ego is definitely bruised... Beryl Edmonds Written by Trump’s own hand Is a fairytale about finance His poetry book For crooks to cook Up a USA scammer plan... Karen Jones Donald Trump is now the new boss, Those Demo-Craps are paying the cost, Trump stuck to his guns, And finally won, Fake news spread by the media lost. John Read

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Crystol Woods

Date: 1/1/2025 12:47:00 PM

I had no idea someone used his word to make a book of poetry! It will sell I'm sure because it has his name but I love the humor and roasting here lol! We have to laugh or we will drown in our tears! Xo

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/1/2025 1:31:00 PM

Thank you very much Crystol, they say laughter is the best medicine, the world needs more of it right now. I wonder does he know someone used words from his speeches and tweets, if that was me I’d sue for plagiarism lol. Tom

Regina Elliott

Date: 12/5/2024 2:24:00 AM

Hi Tom, funny political humor poem, lol! I feel Trump doesn't have a filter when he talks publicly. At a rally he brought up something distasteful about the subject of a deceased famous golf player's male genitalia. How very bizarre. Clever penning, poetry friend. Blessings

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/5/2024 2:49:00 AM

Thank you very much Regina, like many in the public eye they sometimes tend to forget the mike is still on, not sure in Don's case lol. Hope you're keeping well. Tom

John Read

Date: 11/28/2024 12:59:00 PM

Thanks Tom have a lovely evening.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/28/2024 1:01:00 PM

Thank you John you too. Tom

Panagiota Romios

Date: 11/28/2024 8:05:00 AM

He never wrote pietry. That was a satire. PS was selling a book to cash in. As if he wrote pietry. LOL..Truth does not matter anymore, does it? How about some poetry on your PM! Pangie.xx

Panagiota Romios
Date: 11/29/2024 5:54:00 AM

Thanks for letting me know. Yes, if one is elected, the populace goes after them, tooth and nail. We are safe,,hiding our frailties, wealnesses amd sins behind closed doors. I dont think people understand they, too are imperfect.. just we dont know! We hide behind keyboards like saints. Poets here have jail records. Thank God he is gone. He cant be the only one.yiles, Pangie

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/28/2024 10:40:00 AM

I know, someone created poems from his speeches, all politicians are fair game lol even in the uk. Wrote about bumbling Boris more than once. Tom

Duke Beaufort

Date: 11/19/2024 4:48:00 AM

Tom, I saw the ad for it and was wondering what it was. I do like your take on what to do with it, but it would clog the pipes.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/19/2024 5:01:00 AM

Thanks Duke, love your comment lol. Could always send him the plumbers bill. Tom

Charles Messina

Date: 11/19/2024 4:14:00 AM

LOL- Great limericks my fellow poets. It doesn't matter whose side you're on...sometimes you just have to LOL.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/19/2024 4:17:00 AM

Thank you very much Charlie, just a bit of humour that grew. Not sure if he knows the book exists lol. Tom

Mike Gentile

Date: 11/19/2024 4:13:00 AM

Excellent Tom!!!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/19/2024 4:16:00 AM

Thank you very much Mike, turns out he didn't write a poetry book, someone created poems from his tweets and speeches probably using AI. Tom

Daniel Henry Rodgers

Date: 11/17/2024 5:28:00 PM

Hello Tom, I came by and I always love humor that is directed at any one in politics Donkey or Elephant! lol! Autumn Blessings, My Dear Friend, Daniel

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/17/2024 10:38:00 PM

Thank you very much Daniel, just a bit of humor aimed at the book he never wrote, I wonder does he know that it even exists, it's just a collection of tweets and speeches that someone has created into poems. Tom

Anne E Sangster - K

Date: 11/17/2024 8:38:00 AM

Fun teamwork Tom! I had a good chuckle reading these this morning :- D

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/17/2024 9:06:00 AM

Thank you very much Anne, I'm happy you enjoyed the collective humour, the world needs more of it. Hope your day is going well. Tom

Sara Kendrick

Date: 11/16/2024 9:50:00 AM

Ahhh!!! Quite entertaining ones. I had wondered if it is true that he had written a book of poems. Thanks for sharing this range of talent with us. Sara K

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/16/2024 10:04:00 AM

Thank you Sara, someone made notes from his tweets and speeches and created poems from them, he didn't actually write them, you can get AI to do anything these days. Tom

John Read

Date: 11/16/2024 8:33:00 AM

Donald Trump won the election, he was the country's selection, he achieved his goals, and won at the polls, leaving him with an embarrassing erection.

John Read
Date: 11/17/2024 2:40:00 AM

Hi Michael I was hoping it would be added to Tom's collaboration, but maybe it's a little too rude.

Michael Tor
Date: 11/16/2024 1:59:00 PM

Stormy Daniels comment from Tom and your Limerick John cracked me up, you guys are having too much fun lol

John Read
Date: 11/16/2024 11:36:00 AM

Lol.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/16/2024 10:02:00 AM

Lol, well someone has.

John Read
Date: 11/16/2024 8:37:00 AM

Sorry about that Tom, he has been getting so much stick.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/16/2024 8:34:00 AM

Lol John, he must have had a visit from Stormy Daniels. Tom

Karen Jones

Date: 11/16/2024 6:00:00 AM

Wow what a fun collaboration! Well done Tom!

Karen Jones
Date: 11/17/2024 12:41:00 AM

I sent you two in soup mails! I don’t think they’re good enough.

Karen Jones
Date: 11/16/2024 10:38:00 PM

I’m kind of in a writing slump but I will try!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/16/2024 6:22:00 AM

Thank you very much Karen, glad you enjoyed the humour, the doors still open. Tom

Valsa George

Date: 11/15/2024 7:51:00 PM

I have seen the advertisement. I was wondering if Trump could write poems too and publish them as a book. However, I could guess the standard of his poems if most of you think of replacing toilet paper with its pages. Quite humorous! Had a hearty laugh....Congrats to all participants!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/15/2024 10:56:00 PM

Thank you very much Valsa, I read that he DOES NOT actually write poetry but some one has created poetry from his tweets and speeches, it's just a bit of humour aimed at that, glad you enjoyed the humour. Enjoy your weekend. Tom

Joe Maverick

Date: 11/15/2024 1:09:00 PM

I see..' So he does have a poetry book out.. I Guess he has had time to do such." He's quite Emigmatic on one level..I have heard he plays Chess well, just under grand-master placing ' i've Only heard it.' So maybe its true? Maybe not? As For his road ahead..? Well its not as if its prepared for him? Lets see what 6 months brings.? All the best America.!!

Joe Maverick
Date: 11/15/2024 11:58:00 PM

Oh thats why it ( pops up.?) I thought it was coming in From somewhere else? I'm Not really that clued up on the internet ' oh well must be off doing stuff.'

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/15/2024 1:17:00 PM

Thank you Joe, it's been advertised on here. Lets hope he delivers for all the people because America is very divided at the moment. Tom

Silent One

Date: 11/15/2024 10:19:00 AM

Ha! Great idea for Trumps stuff... Your limerick made me laugh out loud...

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/15/2024 12:03:00 PM

Thank you very much SO, I'm happy you enjoyed them, seems everyone is thinking the same lol. Tom

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/15/2024 8:59:00 AM

I know someone published one as a joke and it was very dull. Wonder if it is that same one from several years ago

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/15/2024 10:12:00 AM

Thank you Andrea, I'm not sure, it's the first time I'd seen it. Tom

David Kavanagh

Date: 11/15/2024 2:53:00 AM

Sorry I haven’t had my limerick hat on in quite a while Tom, but you guys have done a excellent roasting on that (Big Turkey Book) and just in time for thanksgiving, I cannot believe they had it advertised on this site, but in this new world of anything goes, probably shouldn’t be too surprised, well done to all of you, enjoyed reading these fun lims today, cheers David

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/15/2024 4:12:00 AM

Thank you very much David, I'm happy you enjoyed them. Everyone is welcome to join in.

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 11/15/2024 2:06:00 AM

Well done, Tom, for your limerick and asking others to comply.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/15/2024 4:11:00 AM

Thank you Victor, there's always room for more.. Tom

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 11/15/2024 1:53:00 AM

- I'm afraid this poetry would clog all the pipes ... I wouldn't pay for a plumber ... - Thanks for the laughs everyone :) - Happy weekend :) - hugs

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/15/2024 4:09:00 AM

Thank you very much Anne-Lise, glad you enjoyed them, hope you too have a lovely weekend. Tom

Lisa Brown

Date: 11/14/2024 11:07:00 PM

Haha these made me laugh :-)

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/14/2024 11:52:00 PM

Thank you Lisa, I'm happy you enjoyed the collaboration, Enjoy your weekend. Tom

Michael Tor

Date: 11/14/2024 10:13:00 PM

Tastefully done Tom and I love the Shark feeding frenzy you created lol. Loved everyone's Limericks made me smile. Now do one on Kamala, just kidding lol. Thanks for sharing my friend nice to see these funny Limericks...

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/14/2024 10:43:00 PM

Lol, you got me thinking Michael, just added another.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/14/2024 10:25:00 PM

Thanks Michael, there's a show over here and one of the presenters wrote a book and they often ridicule it in fun. Glad you enjoyed the humour. Tom

Gershon Wolf

Date: 11/14/2024 8:46:00 PM

Tom, your limerick about DJT was plain old funny -- not vindictive, mean or cheap. Appreciated, Gershon

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/14/2024 9:45:00 PM

Thank you very much Gershon, I'm sure he'd see the funny side, Tom

Tania Kitchin

Date: 11/14/2024 7:29:00 PM

Tom, these are great. Haha.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/14/2024 9:39:00 PM

Thank you very much Tania, glad you enjoyed them. Tom

Jan Allison

Date: 11/14/2024 1:09:00 PM

I'm SO SO glad you didn't post the picture of the book Tom, its enough to give you nightmares!!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/14/2024 1:18:00 PM

I doubt he even has a clue about 'HIS' poetry book. Hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/14/2024 1:15:00 PM

Lol, thanks Jan, I wonder does he write limericks, I'd include it if he does.

Jan Allison

Date: 11/14/2024 1:05:00 PM

Thanks for the idea and inspiring me to write Tom, I only wish I didn't have to see the PS book adverts and could advertise my OWN book on MY poetry page ! hugs jan xx

Karen Jones
Date: 11/17/2024 12:46:00 AM

I know if you use a certain application it zaps ALL the ads! It’s called Duck Duck Go!