Long Spoof Poems
Long Spoof Poems. Below are the most popular long Spoof by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Spoof poems by poem length and keyword.
Shaggy Dog Limericks: the All-Time Best -- Vote For Your FavoriteThe Spaniel
A Spaniel that uses its head
Can tell when its owner’s unfed
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck
Will deliver a pizza instead
The Afghan Hound
The Afghan’s a dog groomer’s...
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Categories:
spoof, animal, cat, cute, dog, fun, humor, pets,
Form:
Limerick
Sir Sleep.So this one was really just a bit of fun I wanted to try and incorporate some really old slang type language within the piece, I've included a glossary below for the old words but...
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Categories:
spoof, dark, dream, night, old, silence, sleep, stars,
Form:
Free verse
Blew It Away Like the SandSo I have some things, that I just have to say,
but please do not take me in the wrong way,
I have this tiny little problem, inside me you see,
and its called trying to live with...
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Categories:
spoof, abuse, anti bullying, bullying, stress, trust, truth,
Form:
Light Verse
At the Crux4/8/24
Aww shucks
Still at the crux
In a state of flux
With reality still out of touch
I've been puzzled much
So I smoke a couple blunts
That's a double dutch
From dawn to dusk
I turned myself into a husk
Just so I...
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Categories:
spoof, dark, deep, life, poetry, rap, sad, truth,
Form:
Rhyme
You'Re a Monster, Donny DumpSung to, You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch, (extended version).
KP
You’re a monster, Donny Dump.
Some biiig-time twiiisted clooown.
To no end, I could deride you,
are no depths you didn’t fall to,
no ineptness could elude you,
the bottom-feeders they...
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Categories:
spoof, america, celebrity, fun, humor, parody, satire,
Form:
Rhyme
Shaggy Dog Limericks ViThe Rottweiler
I wouldn’t provoke a Rottweiler
Not unless I were prepped like a miler
Seems a little inbreeding
Done without heeding
Has turned Benji into a Sieg Heiler
The Saint Bernard
Though not in his nature to beg
He would flip for...
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Categories:
spoof, animal, cute, dog, fun, funny, humor, pets,
Form:
Limerick
Caught'Em In the RyeCould I entertain your intellectual osseous matter ...
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Categories:
spoof, allegoryhumorous, words, funny,
Form:
Free verse
God of LustI met a smart aleck who was a god of lust
...
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Categories:
spoof, allegory,
Form:
Rhyme
Some People ThinkSome think they have a sense a humor ...
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Categories:
spoof, christian, humor,
Form:
Free verse
PS Male Poets: Six Years Later
6 years ago, I wrote limericks about 5 PS poets. Today, I've posted
about another 5 and will continue to add more... before 6 years.
I tickled funny bones of five Souper men
So, I gave thought...
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Categories:
spoof, how i feel, humorous, men, poets,
Form:
Limerick
I Am Not a PolitcianI am not a politician
I have very little interest for politics
Reminiscing on Diddy’s vote or die campaign
Rallying behind Senator John Kerry Wishing I were old enough to vote
My how things have changed
Obama’s groundbreaking history...
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Categories:
spoof, political, hate,
Form:
ABC
Shaggy Dog Limericks VNova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever (Toller)
To “toll” is to dance like a fox
Luring mallards or teals to the rocks
Where a hunter’s awaiting
What the dog has been baiting
Scaring duckies right out of their jocks
The Old English...
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Categories:
spoof, 7th grade, animal, cute, dog, fun, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Omitted Rumble
Written: March 2nd, 2024
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wingbeats on warm whisper wavelength
wasteland, waves of wasabi writhe
with wilting, whimpering, witless wring...
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Categories:
spoof, appreciation, beauty, lost love,
Form:
Free verse
Tornado AlleyA tornado comes and goes so quick
Sometimes revisiting on the same day
Air humid, breathing hard and thick
Best advice given…get out of its way
Sounds like freight train bearing down
Delivers this –Varoommmmmmmmmm
...
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Categories:
spoof, death, life, storm,
Form:
Free verse
FragmentsHe was a man penned,
By instinctive needs,
To whisk away,
Dirty deeds.
The necessities of others,
Trumped what was,
Making headlines,
Out of quiet acts.
Into a text,
He appeared,
From the text,
(h)e disappeared.
A lion he was,
Doubt it not,
Full of blood and fire,
Ready...
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Categories:
spoof, allegory, allusion, mythology, philosophy, religion,
Form:
Free verse
The Funky Train 2The nation is very rich indeed
But,
Wounded out of loss direction;
Wounded out of lack of ambition,
Weeping out of lack of impulse;
Wounded out of lack of imagination,
Ingeniously exhumed...
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Categories:
spoof, urbanloss, cry, loss,
Form:
Free verse
Yet More Tv Guize Listings"Sappy Daze"- the Fonz gets a job in a Vermont maple syrup factory and faints
from the fumes.
"Fiends"- The gang decides to desecrate a cemetery.
"The Tyro Banks Show"- newly formed banks struggle against the established...
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Categories:
spoof, confusion, funny, imagination, social,
Form:
List
CrashThe Crash
f minor
Crash the last
It is so reprehensible
Jake the fake
Pass out the indispensable
Crash the last
It is incomprehensible
Just to spot
The need to be sensible
Snake the fake
Speak out the justifiable
Freak the geek
The lost...
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Categories:
spoof, discrimination, drug, hope, lost,
Form:
Lyric
I Gotta EatAs if the music had wings
but the notes dripped with tears.
Speaks of everything he's loved
and everything he fears.
His fingers, they dance,
Speak of torture and romance.
With a glance
from askance
frozen in stance
I'm enraptured .
I'm held in...
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Categories:
spoof, art, break up, deep, growth, i am,
Form:
Free verse
Just Another ClicheOnly time will tell the outcome of this rhyme,
Whether it will succeed in the nick of time.
So better safe than sorry, as they say,
A good beginning makes a good ending, I pray.
I’ll write a...
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Categories:
spoof, humorous, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Show-Down In Dodge CityIt was high noon in Dodge City, Kansas on that hot and sultry day.
The sheriff was makin' his leisurely rounds on Old Dan, his faithful bay.
Rowdy cowpokes was wettin' their gullets tossin' whiskey down.
That mornin'...
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Categories:
spoof, cowboy-western, funny, old, old,
Form:
Rhyme
Kicking the HabitBy the time I was a score and four
I was retired from overseas duty.
Was husband to an American beauty.
Had smoked at least ten years or more.
I was hep...... Cool Hand Luke the fool.
John...
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Categories:
spoof, healthday,
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
Rant # 247Patience is slightly eroded
and I have been goaded
into a rant.
Ooooh I can't
stop myself.
Arrogant Children of frontal lobe disconnect
cannot feel past your intellect
thanks for saving you our water?
While you lead to the slaughter
the men and women...
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Categories:
spoof, angst, confusion, history, life, political, social
Form:
Rhyme
MockingbirdI like to sit and sing on the edge of your roof,
or on a high tree when I am feeling aloof;
sometimes- my songs are a humorous spoof.
...
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Categories:
spoof, bird,
Form:
Personification
White DevilWhite Devil
You're a white man, whiter than white. You work for The Firm. Your rep is brighter than light. You see the world in black and white. You live in the white part; the good...
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Categories:
spoof, dark, history, peace, political, war,
Form:
Free verse