Yet More Tv Guize Listings
"Sappy Daze"- the Fonz gets a job in a Vermont maple syrup factory and faints
from the fumes.
"Fiends"- The gang decides to desecrate a cemetery.
"The Tyro Banks Show"- newly formed banks struggle against the established
giants in this hilarious spoof of "Night Of the Living Deed"
ESPN-"Halls of Flame"-Firefighters struggle to contain a blaze at the
Cooperstown Museum of Baseball.
"Dog, the Bounty Hunter"- An ugly man with unruly hair and a tubby wife trains his
Yorkie to locate paper towels.
"Malcom Took a Piddle"- Malcom wets his bed.
"Forensic Smiles"- Crime investigators investigate 6 corpses found with lurid
grins.
"Hannity and combs"- 30 boring minutes of Hannity styling his hair.
"Crops" (Unreality)- In Atlanta, farmers deal with renegade bol weasels.
"Larry King Dead"- the audience is spared another pompous tirade.
"That 70's Snow"- traces the birth of the cocaine market.
"Daily Mess"(Religious Outrage)- A tour of tom's house...pray for him!!
"The KIng of Queen"-A NY man becomes a transexual.
"KIng of the Bill"- Tom stacks 9 months of bills in a corner and ignores them.
"Star Dreck"-Boring, frightful look at William Shatner's singing career.
"Sanford and Stun"- Fred zaps Grady with a tazer.
"Ompha Windfree"- Oprah plays the tuba with the help of bellows.
"Rogaine's Heros"- The hairless POWs order deli specials.
"The Stopping Network"- The only network devoted purely to the sale of pilfered
stop signs.
"MSNBC Instigates"-the network prods a confrontation between Paris Hilton and
Nicole Richie, over who can claim the lowest IQ.
"Twilight Bone"-Forensic scientist Quit-zee is forced to work overtime at night.
"Married With Stillborns"- Al is delighted to be child-free, thus keeping all of his
$6.
hope ya got 1 smile...
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