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PS Male Poets: Six Years Later

6 years ago, I wrote limericks about 5 PS poets. Today, I've posted about another 5 and will continue to add more... before 6 years. I tickled funny bones of five Souper men So, I gave thought to trying it once again In the order they replied My sarcasm was applied As I gently heckled them with ink and pen First, Tom Cunningham, who "liked my collection" To femme limericks he had no objection But now it's his turn Tom, forgive the burn I heard you're headed for a house of correction Jerry T Curtis said to "keep them coming" But I think that lately he's been slumming He's all aflutter And starts to stutter When his lady friend starts his heart strumming Then there is the poet of romance, Tim Smith His sweet words of seduction are not a myth I know it to be truth Don't ask me. It's uncouth I don't kiss and tell so I'm pleading the fifth John Gondolf said my limericks made him "chuckle" His comments are always filled with honeysuckle But if he wants a date I'll have to castigate I have a black belt in the use of my knuckles "I needed smiles and giggles," said Greg Barden His poems are flowers blooming in a garden But some words are couture Fertilized with manure Now I guess I'll have to beg for Greg's pardon The new additions... Like a brother he comes to my defense This man wears no guise and has no pretense Mark Koplin, misunderstood A modern-day Robin Hood To me he shines with rays of effulgence There's a man who took me under his wing Says what he thinks. Doesn't hold back a thing Danny Turner, my friend A helping hand he'll lend For offering kind words, he's a wellspring David Kavanagh, true friend from the start Encouraging advice, he does impart Throws Monoku lines like spears I raise a glass to him ~ cheers! Loyal, his word. A man with a good heart Canadian, Vaso, we don't see oft Art doesn't come across as being soft But has a tender heart For countries torn apart His poetic words should never be scoffed His funny thoughts overflow in a Flood Terry writes humor that's never a dud Risque, and sometimes not His stories have a plot Rumor has it that he's known as 'The Stud' Gentlemen, I ask forgiveness for this spoof My humorous parodies should be the proof That I like all of you And don't mind if ya do Get even in your own limericks of reproof

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Date: 6/21/2024 5:07:00 PM
Indeed, Lin, the chivalry of these fine men is part of their DNA! And, the limerick is a perfect way to extol them! Just plain fun and funny! Great idea. Can't wait for the next installment, my friend. Sending you blessings with an attachment of giggles! So happy I came upon your limericks today!
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Lin Lane
Date: 6/22/2024 12:29:00 AM
Thanks,Sam. I appreciate your thoughts and value your comments. I hope I don’t overlook anyone worthy in the next group. I might be putting a rope around my neck. ;-)
Date: 6/21/2024 2:28:00 PM
Your limerick’s are brilliant my friend! I loved each and every one. I’m so proud and honored to be part of your lims! I’m very grateful to have such great friends as you guys!! Thank you Lin!
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Lin Lane
Date: 6/21/2024 3:33:00 PM
Mark, it's always MY honor to show appreciation for those of you who have offered so much of themselves to me in friendship. You've been my sounding board, my inspiration, given me your shoulder many times, and we've shared much laughter together. There's a bond between us. ;-)
Date: 6/21/2024 12:52:00 PM
Very funny Lin, you really know how to roast these guys. It is a pleasure to have humor and you supply it with just the right touch!!
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Lin Lane
Date: 6/21/2024 3:30:00 PM
Thank you, Duke. It was a pleasure to do a sweet roast of these kind men and very happy knowing everyone who counts with me has been enjoying the read.
Date: 6/21/2024 12:10:00 PM
I’m sure everyone mentioned will be chuffed, Lin. Me?… I’m just chuffed to be called ‘Stud’. Annie’s giving me an ironic grin.. I think she’s stifling a belly laugh ;-(
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Lin Lane
Date: 6/21/2024 3:28:00 PM
Ha, Terry. Tell Annie I don't have firsthand information, but if she's laughing at the possibility, I can't argue with the women who's in the know. If you're chuffed, that good enough for me. ;-)
Date: 6/21/2024 9:01:00 AM
ha ha ha what a fabulous string of limerick tributes to some of the nicest most genuine and sincere poets on the site - write on LIN!:-) hugs jan xx
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Lin Lane
Date: 6/21/2024 3:26:00 PM
You know them as well as I do, Jan, and if not for them and a few others (men and women) I'd probably not be here. I'll be including more of those genuine and sincere male poets soon. About doing one with women... hmmm women are so much cattier, so I'll have to think about that idea.
Date: 6/21/2024 9:00:00 AM
Lin, fantastic! I love your limerick collection, especially the new additions. These fine gentlemen definitely add a lot of spice to the soup! A fav!
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Lin Lane
Date: 6/21/2024 3:24:00 PM
Thanks, Tania. Between them they manage to keep me, and others out of trouble. They've added a little pepper to the broth or have salted some poems and poets to make the soup more palatable. Without them, some of us would not find it quite so tasty.
Date: 6/21/2024 8:39:00 AM
lol this is so well done, creative and fun Lin, :)
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Lin Lane
Date: 6/21/2024 3:22:00 PM
Thanks, Vie. These fine fellows are worthy of being recognized. More will follow soon.
Date: 6/21/2024 6:57:00 AM
Great limericks Lin for your male friends on P.S! Seems they all feel the same way about you! Now do a lady one now please!! As long as lm in it haha!! Debx Soupmail!!
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Jan Allison
Date: 6/21/2024 9:02:00 AM
oh YES Deb a great idea - come on Lin you can do it!! hugs jan xx
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Lin Lane
Date: 6/21/2024 7:05:00 AM
Geeze, it's my fault for even mentioning a female version. LOL Deb, you know you'd be on that list! Thanks for always supporting me... hugs!
Date: 6/21/2024 6:21:00 AM
As usual I’m late to the party Lin, I feel honoured to get a mention in your new Limerlist, all in the name of (a bit of fun), but also very cleverly crafted and written, so hope you don’t mind if I fave this one for posterity, cheers David
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Lin Lane
Date: 6/21/2024 6:28:00 AM
One of the guests of honor is never late for the party, David. You know how much I value our friendship, so CHEERS with a G & T to you. The fav is appreciated, cuz you're one of mine. Thanks a bunch!
Date: 6/21/2024 6:16:00 AM
These limericks are fantastic Lin, and also superb tributes to those gentlemen poets… Beryl
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Lin Lane
Date: 6/21/2024 6:26:00 AM
These gentlemen, and those to come are deserving of being recognized. I just hope no one will ask for a female version. I'd be even more hard pressed to deliver on that front. Thanks, an awful lot, Beryl.
Date: 6/21/2024 5:39:00 AM
Well these limericks Lin, are a real hoot / And we're all a bit longer in the tooth / But I'd like to say/ You've brightened our day / But offended we are not that's the truth/... Brilliant Lin, a fave for me Tom
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Lin Lane
Date: 6/21/2024 5:47:00 AM
Ha... that's a fact and I can prove it. Tania lets me know when you two get together cuz that's when she sends her whiskey whoopie pies to the jailhouse for you guys.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 6/21/2024 5:45:00 AM
PS, the only time I go to the house of correction is to discuss business with Sheriff Koplin and a glass of whiskey or two lol
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Lin Lane
Date: 6/21/2024 5:45:00 AM
Thanks ever so much for a second go around, Tom. Don't tell John, but you'll always be on my list.
Date: 6/21/2024 5:14:00 AM
Alas, dear Lin, I sit here pissed that i didn't make the list of gentle men but then again they know not of our feathered trysts
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Lin Lane
Date: 6/21/2024 5:19:00 AM
shhh... or everyone will know. Fly home to our feathered nest and you'll see your name at the top of my new list. Haven't you ever saved the best bite for last, dear John?
Date: 6/21/2024 5:03:00 AM
Thank you Lin. This is very sweet. I think you're pretty special also. Made me smile! I owe you one. To know you, is to love you:)
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Lin Lane
Date: 6/21/2024 5:08:00 AM
Danny, the only thing I ask of you is your continued friendship. Your smile is thanks enough. Hugs! Love ya, too!

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