Long Shaver Poems

The first time I saw my father I was a year and 8 months old. He had returned home for a short respite  before shipping out to England to prepare for the invasion. It...

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Each year we drive to the south of Spain to soak up the sun's warm rays
But we like to maintain a leisurely pace, so it takes us two full days

Which means we stay at Hotel-and-Go,...

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Goodbyes, they seem to consume me
Too often in my life
People are departing and friends moving on

And yesterday was another
To a friend that I loved
Who loved me back 
That I know.
And my hurting is so great
Like...

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When I was a child, I used to love comics, they made me laugh
There was a strip called Desert Island Dick, this was my fav
He lived on a small Island several yards across with a...

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Take This Stinking Keyboard And Shove It
(Tribute to Johnny Paycheck)


Take this stinking keyboard and shove it
I ain't awritin' here no damn more.
Gone is my inspiration, O' how I loved it
damn it flew right out the...

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Moving from left to right Cancer day and night Cancer the day heaven 
Witnessed the pain women experiencing, suck their bellies the chemotherapy 
Machines drank hundred thousand souls shaver from their hearts personifies by the...

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I can still smell the disease,
and feel the starvation that brought me to my knees,
I didn't know where my family went,
In every direction us Jews were sent,
I still remeber the feeling of the shaver against...

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I feel bad that you all got to stand on my path for your livelihood said sandy, Sandy will be less harmless in the days ahead. Sandy is glad to have a short life span....

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A Little Boy’s World
By Curtis Johnson

When I was a little boy, I was always well behaved.  Well, most of the time.
Being honest and respectful is the way I was raised; not to be mean,...

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Hey! You little c___ sucker Get the hell out of there
 Wish you were born dead Go get me a tree branch
Going to whip the s______out of you better yet come and
Get at my feet...

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Oh Arise! 
the city with wonderful natural resources
country where all are loyals 
Country where peace and unity are our watchwords 
leaders are serving in good manners 
masters and servants are truthful to themselves 
in seeing...

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Since time immemorial, or so I've heared,
   Mankind has struggled to tame his beard.
Was it Adam who imposed upon us this atrocious curse?
   (I reckon I could sport a beard but...

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Don't toy with my feelings, to die for you am willing.
Just one touch from you is so electrifying you make my life wealth living,
I can feel your love so strong like the power of a...

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Hey everyone... do you know what time it is!!!

It's time for The Jester Jack Comedy Hour

Brought to you by "Hair Today... Gone Tomorrow!"

The makers of fine electric shavers

Now I know what you're thinking, I have...

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Where does the money subtly go?
every month it simply disappears;
a bit here, forth to and fro
a bit there too, oh! my dear!

My ciggs' are under much control
they don't tax me a hundred fold;
i can't believe...

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"Waltz Across Texas With Me"
Comes violining through my mind.
I may be the only one in the world
With background music of that kind.

Ever since I was a little shaver
The background music's been there
But when I mention...

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Went a shrewd shaver t' moaning monk
ñ a dark day's hurled hay tactic ton.
''f felon feast b' a callous cod thrown,
sate h', robed 'n  gaunt grief, girdle ''f gloom 'n' throe.

"Go to, why wrapped...

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A single word is branded into the fresh snow in urine.

'Memoriam'

Over the crest of a barren hill covered in winter's dowry,
there is a brown form huddled over a burning tire,
shivering alone.

Curse this thing and the...

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Dear Robert
          I'm enclosing the warranty
                    ...

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Kill him, he cannot find his keys.
Worse, he cannot remember me!
The fool, forgot where his shaver is.
Crunch him up in a sieve!

Let's kill these useless people as Hitler
did.
Let's not remember the years,
In which for us...

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Trump Is A Close Shaver

Trump is firmly fixed and will not waiver;
He has orange hair and is a close shaver;
To our dismay,
He went astray,
And thinks he is clever in each endeavor.

James Horn

Should have understood from...

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Dedicated To: 
Marion Shaver

You've been thrown quite a curve ball
blindsided by your terminal size amount of pain.
You have already lost so much, what is left,
just the many questions is all that remains.

Life is one big...

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Crabby morning

He looked down into the toilet bowl 
had shat and flushed, 80-year-old  going to waste
down a drain and into the sea.
70 years ago when he lived on a farm human and
Animal waste was...

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