Jack Ellison Poet Narrative

The Jester Jack Hour

Hey everyone... do you know what time it is!!!

It's time for The Jester Jack Comedy Hour

Brought to you by "Hair Today... Gone Tomorrow!"

The makers of fine electric shavers

Now I know what you're thinking, I have a beard

Why would I need an electric shaver

Well, I have very hairy arms and legs

A massive hairy chest and arm holes

As well as very bushy eyebrows and ear holes!

Now on to the show... have you heard this one

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

Give up???...  A STICK!

Got a million of 'em

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

Dum de um dum!

More? Okay...

Do not argue with an idiot... he will drag you down to his level

Then beat you with experience!

Here's another... graveyard workers really dig their jobs

A real groaner!

Da de da de da da... da de da de da da

Well that's all the time we have folks!

So be sure to tune in next time

To The Jester Jack Comedy Hour!



© Jack Ellison 2014

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Carol Eastman December 7, 2014 at 8:14 AM You could really pull it off... You've got Dragon pondering a banana... He's never seen a fruit fly... Unless he pitches it across the room... DA DE DUM... LOL... You've got Grandpa Troll rolling around on the floor laughing! That and putting out Dragon's sparks as Dragon gifaws loudly and deeply... I'm belong more the comic strip set... You would make Howdy Doody proud... Jack Ellison December 7, 2014 at 8:17 AM Oh so happy to make the Doody guy proud! Means a lot to my career! LOL XXXX

Dorian Petersen Potter December 7, 2014 at 7:40 AM Hello Jack! This is so awesomely funny my Very dear friend.ha ha ha...excellent penned! A 7 for me! Have a great Sunday! :) Love and hugs! xxxxxx D. Jack Ellison December 7, 2014 at 7:52 AM You is up bright and early my dear sweet Lady Love!!! A day without dpp, my dearest friend, is like a day without sunshine! Love and big tight squeezie hugs! XXXXXXX

Jan Allison December 7, 2014 at 7:39 AM just what the doctor ordered dear brother jack a daily injection of humour:-) made me laugh thank you:-) hugs jan xx Jack Ellison December 7, 2014 at 7:59 AM Doctor Jack here, also known Jester Jack! Really happy I could start your day with a giggle, dear sister Jan! Merry Christmas... love and hugs, Jack XXX