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Ah Tis Nothing Greater Than
Ah... tis nothing greater than...

malfunctioning heater 
on that brisk winter day
recorded here as proof positive
regarding following reasonable rhyme.

While scrolling thru 
poems crafted yesteryear,
I chanced to jog my memory where
there
occurred power outage necessitated 
more than divine...

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Categories: schlemiel, 12th grade, angst, dark, environment, faith, humorous,
Form: Rhyme



Sophistication of sinister online skulduggery
Sophistication of sinister online skulduggery...

lurks within the outer limits of cyberspace,
where dark shadows eclipse edge of night
indistinguishable from the twilight zone.

Within the Internet binary size weavers loom
shuttlecock whizzes (analogous to a bad mitten)
at speed of...

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Categories: schlemiel, analogy, angst, anxiety, betrayal, emotions, history, june,
Form: Free verse
I wanna trade in my stubby spindleshanks
I wanna trade in my stubby spindleshanks...,

(a poor excuse for legs),
and get me the latest
sophisticated prosthetics advancements,
whereat integration of cultured stem cells
into custom made appendages
allows, enables, and provides
unfortunate recipients of amputations
to experience sensations.

No more will...

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Categories: schlemiel, 11th grade, 12th grade, anger, april, betrayal,
Form: Free verse
I Loathe Feeling Under the Weather
I loathe feeling under the weather...,

especially when nasty elephant 
(named Thomas the pachyderm)
stomping to break loose courtesy tether,
where antibodies of mine 
struggle to band together
loosely analogous to voters
standing in a queue
waiting to cast their vote
(while...

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Categories: schlemiel, 12th grade, adventure, animal, black african american,
Form: Rhyme
Argh Fresh Out of Reading Material
Argh...fresh out of reading material!

Hence... what better opportunity, I aver with zeal
presented to one local everyman token schlemiel
keystone state (Pennsylvania) three score lifelong
trumpeting resident in United States commonweal
experiencing severe withdrawal symptoms I feel

plenti linkedin with...

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Categories: schlemiel, 11th grade, 12th grade, absence, angel, devotion,
Form: Free verse



A brushstroke choreographing dramatic elegy framing harmonic gavotte
A brushstroke choreographing dramatic elegy framing harmonic gavotte 

specified such so as to issue a rhyme, 
but proceeded as this scribe 
didst git linkedin with the cutting crew,
mow or less feeling grassy us,
yet not the...

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Categories: schlemiel, 12th grade, beautiful, celebration, confusion, fashion, heaven,
Form: Rhyme
Argh, I never got muffin top before why now
Argh, I ne'er got muffin top before - why now!?

Once upon a time yours truly did allow
himself to consume anything in sight
eats of mine in the mein 
included an assortment of chow.

Impossible firm me 
(read...

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Categories: schlemiel, adventure, age, angst, appreciation, body, food, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Feliz Cumpleanos La Senora Dunning
Feliz cumpleaños la señora Dunning

Fifty seven orbitz didst elapse
circling with thee around the sun
and nary sign ye will collapse
anytime soon, I hoop fully reckon
untold massages nervously
await to cross proper synapse.

Foolhardy of me
(doubting Thomas) in previous
years...

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Categories: schlemiel, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
Somnambulant Schlemiel Schleps and Says Shalom
Somnambulant schlemiel schleps...and says Shalom...

to anonymous readers March 22nd, 2022
(blustery and chilly Tuesday)
reminiscing about mein kampf,
when precious irretrievable youth
frittered away within
emotional wilderness of mine.

Into lonely senescence -
more'n three plus decades 
plus three extra orbitz 
around...

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Categories: schlemiel, absence, adventure, america, angst, anxiety, betrayal, bullying,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Mocking Dance of the Dead
Written: September 19, 2023
Mocking The Dead Poetry Contest           Sponsored by: Silent One 
"Do not be afraid of death. Death transforms to something wider. Death is...

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Categories: schlemiel, analogy, bereavement, death, giggle,
Form: Rhyme
Schlerotic Schlemiel Schleps and Says Shalom
Schlerotic schlemiel schleps...and says Shalom...

to anonymous readers March 6th, 2021
(blustery and chilly Saturday)
reminiscing about mien kampf,
when precious irretrievable youth
frittered away within
emotional wilderness of mine.

Into lonely senescence -
three plus decades already elapsed
trepidation, hesitation, abdication... unbearably
tugging, shouldering,
remonstrating...

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Categories: schlemiel, absence, books, boy, destiny, growing up, introspection,
Form: Free verse
Hair Washing Heralded Huge Happening
Earlier today April 4th, 2022,
which supersedes bald faced headlines 
pointing finger and 
Putin blame for Bucha killings
squarely on head & shoulders
of Russian autocrat, née
yours truly lathered 
his hirsute higglety-pigglety 
thinning oily tresses. 

Hark….the herald angels...

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Categories: schlemiel, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure, april, dad,
Form: Free verse
Ah Tis Nothing Greater Than
Ah... tis nothing greater than...
malfunctioning heater on brisk winter day!

Thee particular date being
December twenty eighth,
two thousand nineteen, I saith
the Jack of all trades
maintenance technician

Kevin Blank said he would notify
HVAC expert in good faith,
yet to compliment...

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Categories: schlemiel, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form: Free verse
January 24th, 2023 Hair Washing Heralds Huge Happening
January 24th, 2023 Hair washing heralds huge happening

Hark….the herald angels sing, and twitter 
for mass communication 
mediums stop the presses 
when I, a regular schlemiel 
take shampoo to mine matted mass mop 
(no less than...

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Categories: schlemiel, adventure, anxiety, devotion, fun, hair, happiness, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Conversation With the Three Stooges
I Am: Hello guys it’s an honor, fellows

Moe:  HELLO! 
Larry: HELLO!
Curly: HELLO!  
The Three Stooges:  HELLOS!

I Am:  You’re known as half-wits, birdbrains, knuckleheads, 
       ...

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Categories: schlemiel, celebrity, funny, giggle, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks
Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks...
studious sexagenarian skinny scruffy scribe

My utmost humblest apology
for inducing the following
cerebral calisthenics upon your cranium,
but the cost of friendship
with yours truly 
(me – a foo fighting,
eagle eyed, beatle browed, beastie boy...

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Categories: schlemiel, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, bird,
Form: Free verse
Battle Axe and Her Republican Trumpeting Waze - Part 2
No sooner than we set foot within said domicile
attestation to so called gentleman’s’ agreement with guile
initially infrequently, but incessantly as time elapsed Isle 
never forget (nor will spouse forgive) with rancor and rile 
ceaselessly besieging,...

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Categories: schlemiel, abuse, anger, anxiety, conflict, discrimination, emotions, family,
Form: I do not know?
Smore Sprawling Poppycock
S'more sprawling poppycock

Chock·a·block discombobulated poem
for your reading pleasure
dashed off ad hoc
my final literary endeavor before
hour hand affixed
to intricately carved cuckoo clock
displaying carved leaves, birds,
deer heads (Jagdstück design),
other animals, aquatic militia man,

etc feigns firing flintlock
(announcing onset...

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Categories: schlemiel, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, addiction,
Form: Rhyme
Schlerotic Schlemiel Schleps
Schlerotic schlemiel schleps...

Into lonely senescence -
three plus decades already elapsed
trepidation, hesitation unbearably
tugging, shouldering,
remonstrating accumulation
of "baggage" thumb

of right hand thrust out
silently raving, quaking
cursing ultimatum parents
(soffit to fascia in)
saw fit to fashion
and hammer home

red hot poker rage
their...

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Categories: schlemiel, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure,
Form: Bio
Guru Ming Prospective Poet Within
Marsh shilling (walled herd)
Whitman man inside
expedited without fanfare
takes yours truly to 
hot air wind Copeland
an effort to expunge grievous

llama ants that chide
this NON GMO, nonconformist,
gluten free... brand
heralding supreme storied
ancestry courtesy 23andme guide
me with enlightenment, whereby

family...

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Categories: schlemiel, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, celebration,
Form: Elegy
Killing Time While Homebound Until
'Killing" time while homebound until...,
a cure gets distilled and/ or found
for pandemic, thus... I expound.

(Yupper - courtesy coronavirus CORVID-19),
how ja guess my good smear it in friend?! -
within Perkiomen Valley, Pennsylvania
toyed with thought to withhold...

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Categories: schlemiel, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Sassy Sobriquets Schooled Sissy Spindleshanks
Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks...
studious skinny scruffy scribe

Scathing, scolding, screaming,
scorning, searing, sing,
sociopathic sarin soaked skewed
squirt, sputtering, squawking, sleepily
staggering, stabbing, swaggering
sweltering sadistic, sarcastic,

savage, systemically systematically
stigmatized, supersized saber sharp
schick shaving, shunned, sabotaged,
scarred, scorched, smote, sanguine,
stippled, speckled schizophrenic
sensibility,...

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Categories: schlemiel, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, baptism,
Form: Free verse
Transient Troubadour Traverses Terrestrial Terrain
'Course as a grim teller of tall tales,
(albeit poetic) reasonable rhyming
quasi roundelay I readily admitted to feign
cuz, stringing words together with
pride and prejudice plus
sense and sensibility, jocularity,
and conformity I dissed deign
(spoiler alert) iamb, trochaic,

dactylic, and...

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Categories: schlemiel, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
Rock Ribbed Dogmatic Secular Humanist
Morality and self-fulfillment
attainable without belief in God
similarly yours truly
would figuratively crane
his credulity to ascertain Ichabod
mentioned in first Book of Samuel
as purported son of Phinehas,

I reject entire Biblical text,
and prefer to remain sacrilegious
eschewing faith no more,
(cuz...

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Categories: schlemiel, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, allusion,
Form: Free verse
Two Peas In a Pod
No matter communication
betwixt us askew,
spontaneity explains reason I dashed
off this poem for thee and thy beau
pattern ally conscious at obvious clue,

how overjoyed, (though a
self subdued exclude did dude) due
tuff fully feels beholden to
toil let past...

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Categories: schlemiel, boyfriend, father, father daughter, growth, health, hope,
Form: Lyric

Book: Reflection on the Important Things