Guru Ming Prospective Poet Within

Marsh shilling (walled herd) Whitman man inside expedited without fanfare takes yours truly to hot air wind Copeland an effort to expunge grievous llama ants that chide this NON GMO, nonconformist, gluten free... brand heralding supreme storied ancestry courtesy 23andme guide me with enlightenment, whereby family (dollar) tree did expand, visual perception these myopic (color blind) brown eyes espied thank you very mooch beloved eldest sister Amelie plus band of relatives, whose voluntary efforts made significant stride rightfully abetted digital technology, vis a vis FIOS or other broadband telecommunications company allowing, enabling, and providing me to bestride, hitherto yawning gaps formerly blank slated information mystifying this pokey cowhand before he doth give up his ghost, when succumbing to grim reaper patiently scythe ying at bedside (mine) no matter gravely ill, but ecstatic to learn extensive eye opening insight spanned generations back from present time, once again lion's share opened shuttered Pandora's box and defied successful neatly mapped genealogy regarding direct (day late dollar short) penniless descent, nonetheless grand thieving ish kabibble boob pa linkedin with figurative trailer load of rolling hard rocks seconds to spare before I died, thankfully this pissed off loo nut hick kick bajillion got earful of anecdotes analogous to gourmand checking off sought after eateries, (especially Indian restaurant in Newtown, Pennsylvania) on bucket list before downslide into infinite abyss i.e. farce hide scanned din knave eon aged Swede schlemiel constituting non "FAKE" mockery, trumpeting parody travesty, many golden opportunities I denied self, now toothless drooling, groveling, sniveling..., woof fully poorly manned existence, thus...in gloom, I forever reside!