Rock Ribbed Dogmatic Secular Humanist

Morality and self-fulfillment attainable without belief in God similarly yours truly would figuratively crane his credulity to ascertain Ichabod mentioned in first Book of Samuel as purported son of Phinehas, I reject entire Biblical text, and prefer to remain sacrilegious eschewing faith no more, (cuz doctrinaire versus epistemological paradigm) disagreeable, thus essentially resigning yours truly as token scapegoat gussied up as heretical nimrod metaphorically winkin blinkin nonverbally giving nod even if deaf mute blatherskite reduced in one sentence as an odd ditty, I spout gibberish while travelling finite orbitz, whereby one metrical foot in front of thee other hide doth plod me along tried and true value schlemiel totally slipshod thru and through, though no po' tightwad! Growing up amidst paternal skeptical and cynical dad in retrospect, I feel moral less glad to avoid orthodox precepts foisted when juiced a wee lad, who peculiarly enough resembled Alfred E. Neuman if only yours truly a figment of imagination, rather than experiencing being sad sack these days purposelessly shuffling within ma rented pad i.e. one bedroom apartment listening to spouse more'n tad annoying if oft times knows exactly what childlike behavior finds me getting stark raving mad. Familiarity breeds contempt, and the missus (unlike other gals) unconditionally accepts her sir vile counterpart (me) unkempt, where neither of us once upon a time dreamt that each the other would survive foreign attempt to pledge troth (courtesy justice of the peace also known as Magisterial District Judge: Henry Schireson of Lower Merion nsync with fame of Kobe Bryant