Battle Axe and Her Republican Trumpeting Waze - Part 2

No sooner than we set foot within said domicile attestation to so called gentleman’s’ agreement with guile initially infrequently, but incessantly as time elapsed Isle never forget (nor will spouse forgive) with rancor and rile ceaselessly besieging, bruiting bare-knuckle skirmishes for us to remove ourselves and personal belonging with vile lent vitriolic wrath from the day we decamped within hoity -toity Mainline – our matted unwelcome would endure for quite a white. * I * S * I * N * G With hindsight and accumulative less cloudy fifty shades of gray, an irrevocable clear er voyance viz summoning forth would lay an irreconcilable rift (rivaling the Mariana), and constant nay saying presaged an emotional price to pay whereat we deterred sale of vintage crystal balls – our stay purported prevented sale of precious heirlooms – oye vay in tandem to estate sale divvied up, cuz we whar in the way. * I * S * I * N * G Analogous to Little Red Riding Hood, we could not see blitzkrieg, cannonading, incessant strafe carpet bombing re: bloody onslaught from the generation of elder vipers que endured feeling trapped by memorabilia meant nothing to me * I * S * I * N * G Warfare found us hunkering down within said tract housing unit, a fusillade fired off re: porting volleys of character assassination bombarded this unfortunate civilian clearly implicated to whit for being a non jewish schlemiel inducing endless economic denigrating calumniations – fulminating against this “twit” we decried wicked, vicious, unwarranted abuse would not quit with no defense against slings and arrows, a plague round of ceaseless, ferocious, and insidious pilloried that pit pendulous injustices for each of our **** (emphatic branding per diem me own scrawny gluteus maximus to git the hell out – eventually hiring a lawyer with eviction edict!