Ah Tis Nothing Greater Than

Ah... tis nothing greater than... malfunctioning heater on brisk winter day! Thee particular date being December twenty eighth, two thousand nineteen, I saith the Jack of all trades maintenance technician Kevin Blank said he would notify HVAC expert in good faith, yet to compliment clangorous din... I called upon the ghost of Marley's wraith. Thus despite compressor issuing cacophonous, deafening, ear splitting noise clattering din louder than convention of reindeer - doubled as all boys (choir) followed by cavalcade of santa claus, he employs, the missus of course with equipoise, and countless elves pressed for service mending broken brand new toys. Why... yes twas during recent brutal bitter cold spell methought, yours truly got sent, where absolute zero temperature more frigid than hell of course, I felt like human popsicle management didn't give a lick, no matter yours truly gave rebel yell Billy me you, I immediately yearned (some weeks back) for April May, June... some tell tale sign to alleviate pell mell bone crushing polar vortex preserved frozen awful botox smile impossible mission to quell, nor avoid frostbite to deep freeze every cell millenniums later despite climate changed dystopian future thawed out body reason to kvell. Forsooth mindlessly jabbering away jaw frenziedly attempting to convey how this schlemiel, would be war re: not game to foray toward distant forbidding terrain fifty shades of gray, alien unrecognizable – nay boor hood of the late Mister Rogers, nonetheless expressed gratitude confessed, I unconsciously did pray while suspended animation did stay slowing or stopping of biological function physiological capabilities unpitted and preserved - yea. Hence upon being and getting woke feeling like I slept forever and a day - no joke most certainly well rested constitution I did evoke intensely scrutinizing men chilled wren, and women folk, who appeared out of this world mutated into Roanoke smooth as glass skin cloak against ultraviolet rays causing skin cancer their attenuated limbs strong as oak versatile to prod and poke, whereby superior petsmart doggone noggin could invoke telepathic communication interestingly enough issuing smoke signals, whenever danger present and capable to disappear as if doing breast stroke.