Long Pms Poems

“Triggers”

  So, you are used to me writing poetry but today it’s more like my thoughts for others to read. I need to clear my head of these constant roller coaster emotions. Today was...

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NOTE: This poem is a humoruos stab at PMS from a mans point of view

I can see your blood boiling
through  the blades I once called eyes,
they were once beautiful  like jewels
now they hurt...

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My sweetest princess, I would never lie to you (except for when it keeps me out of trouble).

"As for my financial state, I am far wealthier than my magazine publishing family "McCalls". (no relation)

Princess:
"Dear, Can...

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Young girl
Playing with her dolls-
Pretending as her babies
Singing a lullaby
For them to silently fell asleep
Waking them up...feeding...caring...
Acting as a mother...
But,that was before
Now,a young lady
A woman
Only at sixteen
Carrying another life
Life of unexpected reasons
Product of violence and...

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MY SWEETEST PRINCESS I WOULD NEVER LIE TO YOU(except for when it keeps me out of trouble)
AS FOR MY FINANCIAL STATE I AM FAR WEALTHIER THAN MY MAGAZINE
PUBLISHING FAMILY "McCALLS" (no relation)

Princess;
You said a free...

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What is this feeling that has imprisoned my heart?
Something so vicious even when away it is never apart.
The throbbing of your spirit is in sync with the 
pulsating of my body when you are near.
The...

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lies, lies, lies! there are lies everywhere,
creeping through shadows like ghosts! beware!
switch on the tele to see them pouring out,
news after news there are lies fat and stout!
every failure dressed up to make it look...

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Speculations abound, on the news and Internet.
Doomsday prophecies, when the planets alignments set.
But I have my theories, that I will share with you,
might as well accept it, there's nothing you can do.
Twenty-twelve is coming, that...

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A date or two, whoever knew,
   you and I would marry,
      one look from you that summer day,
         didn’t I...

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That Woody wanted to see me ASAP,
So we done met near downtown at the KFC.
He says he wants to tell me something FYI,
About some new TFB sorta cowboy guy.

“TFB?” I asks, “You talkin’ ‘bout an...

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Drop by drop as my womanhood bleeds
White skirt soaked in blood how could I 'stay-free'?
'Whispers' all around me, all about me and classmates with questioning minds
I ran as fast as I could, leaving those ...

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When the moon is full
I show a certain inclination
It’s way worse than PMS
A truly hairy situation

My fur’s soft as silk
I get a bit hirsute
Me and others of my ilk
Are in wolfish pursuit

Ahh – Oooooh –...

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Just made this for fun and not intended to bash guys in any way !!!!!!


This is a tricky poem to write
But I'll try with all my might
For telling you how I would be
If I ever...

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we as a society are drifting
further away from what we left behind
is this a call or a sign
you wear make up to cover your inner beauty
you pout, scream & moan
you drift along like a loose...

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you know some people talk out of their a$$
to fill inside some deep unspoken need
and so they try to make their gossip pass
to let the demons out and to be freed

I do not know who's...

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Growing up is hard to do.
Its like looking through someone else's eyes
It makes me so confused.

I have no clue where Im going
I dont know what Im looking for
And just when you think you found the...

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All i could think about that day was,
Am i going to die?
I did something stupid,
I did something wrong,
I know i shouldn't of done it,
But i did it anyways.
I took 20 Tylenol PMs.
I had to sit.
I...

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Women are a thing of beauty
Created by God for man
From their different hips,to their lushes lips
Or the gentle touch of their hand
 
They all have a way about them
That I've noticed throughout the years
They have...

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There's a lady that I know
Everyone calls her Skitzo.
She's a CRAZY WOMAN!  Such a CRAZY WOMAN!
One day sweet,the next day mean.
With her there's no in between.
She's a CRAZY WOMAN!  Such a CRAZY WOMAN!

Got...

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The day will come when you are just a distant memory
One that I will have to concentrate long & hard to remember...
Your face will be a shadow
The memory of your touch, kiss, taste, feel, voice,...

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It's not that men are totally blind
It's just that we can't see most of the time
Focusing mainly on I, me and don't forget mine
In our mess of a head it's so hard to find

What it...

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A PMS Moment (please. make. sense.)

A motionless story sometimes bends me back.
I have to start from the beginning and retrack.
Why can’t it just be simple and kind?
All these negative thoughts, I know they aren’t mine.
So...

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Dear Mrs. PMS, 
I'm so glad that you only visit once a month 
Because you are truly a Royal Pain in the A** 
You turn my woman into the Incredible Hulk 
I Mean Literally 
Man,...

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Tax me because I'm a woman
Tax me because I bleed
Make me pay more tax than men
Pay for their unused seed
My life is hard enough
Without you taxing my menstrual flow
A monthly period of blood
A period of...

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Hell hath no fury like a woman with PMS.
It's that time of the month and I'm in distress.
I'm hiding in the bedroom and it's a good thing that the door is latched.
My wife poured a...

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