Crazy Woman Blues
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There's a lady that I know
Everyone calls her Skitzo.
She's a CRAZY WOMAN! Such a CRAZY WOMAN!
One day sweet,the next day mean.
With her there's no in between.
She's a CRAZY WOMAN! Such a CRAZY WOMAN!
Got those CRAZY WOMAN blues.
I don't know why I love her,cause I know the chick's bad news.
Got those CRAZY WOMAN blues.
Though she's practically psychotic,ain't no woman more erotic.
She will love you,drain you dry.
Then she'll spit right in your eye.
She's a CRAZY WOMAN! Such a CRAZY WOMAN!
Well,her middle name is stress.
24/7 PMS.
She's a CRAZY WOMAN! Such a CRAZY WOMAN!
Got those CRAZY WOMAN blues.
Her wish is my desire,her commands I can't refuse.
Got those CRAZY WOMAN blues.
Oh, I wish that she would choose me,how I want her to abuse me.
CRAZY WOMAN, be my wife. I'm your whipping boy for life.
She's a CRAZY WOMAN! Such a CRAZY WOMAN!
She's CRAAAZY! She's tilt a whirl.
But I'm CRAAAZY about that girl.
She's a Nutty Buddy.
She's a Moody Fruity.
She's a Tricky Sicky.
She's a Loony Toony.
Copyright © Joe Sandler | Year Posted 2020
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