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Crazy Woman Blues

There's a lady that I know
Everyone calls her Skitzo.
She's a CRAZY WOMAN!  Such a CRAZY WOMAN!
One day sweet,the next day mean.
With her there's no in between.
She's a CRAZY WOMAN!  Such a CRAZY WOMAN!

Got those CRAZY WOMAN blues.
I don't know why I love her,cause I know the chick's bad news.
Got those CRAZY WOMAN blues.
Though she's practically psychotic,ain't no woman more erotic.

She will love you,drain you dry.
Then she'll spit right in your eye.
She's a CRAZY WOMAN!  Such a CRAZY WOMAN!
Well,her middle name is stress.
24/7  PMS.
She's a CRAZY WOMAN!  Such a CRAZY WOMAN!

Got those CRAZY WOMAN blues.
Her wish is my desire,her commands I can't refuse.
Got those CRAZY WOMAN blues.
Oh, I wish that she would choose me,how I want her to abuse me.

CRAZY WOMAN, be my wife. I'm your whipping boy for life.
She's a CRAZY WOMAN! Such a CRAZY WOMAN!

She's CRAAAZY!  She's tilt a whirl.
But I'm CRAAAZY about that girl.
She's a Nutty Buddy.
She's a Moody Fruity.
She's a Tricky Sicky.
She's a Loony Toony.

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Caren Krutsinger January 3, 2021 at 9:28 PM The loony tuneys are the ones I run toward also -is it our age? Or is it that we know how to have fun?

Sally Eslinger December 21, 2020 at 2:25 PM Such fun. Welters a blue loving house here and I can just hear with guitar, bas, harmonica and all. AndMerry Christmas! Joe Sandler December 21, 2020 at 7:08 PM Very perceptive. This is an actual song but without the guitar,bas,harmonica and all. If you're curious to hear it,go to youtube. JSANDLER48. crazy woman blues. And merry Xmas to you too.