If I Were a Man

Just made this for fun and not intended to bash guys in any way !!!!!! This is a tricky poem to write But I'll try with all my might For telling you how I would be If I ever turned "manly" Instead of being shy and sweet To everybody that I meet My demeanor would be strong Hitting on women all night long Saying lines that are so "whack" Getting my dirty mouth slapped I'd play poker with the guys Disrupting my "woman's" life She will be bringing us beers 'Every Friday through the years When I'm in a sexy mood I wont get an attitude She will be my yummy goodie When I get a long hard "woody" Taking naps, not doing chores Will be my new "manly" law I wont have to lift a finger Except using a fork at dinner Cause my "woman" will be there Giving me some gentle care No bloating or PMS Each month making me a mess Or told these jeans make me look fat I'd like to know what's up with that Being a man is really cool Acting each day like a fool Impressing friends with crazy schemes And tales of silly dreams Partying and making plans With others who are "the man" Now that I am at the end Here's a message I'd like to send Men please be nice and have respect To those of the opposite sex