Long Pet peeve Poems
Long Pet peeve Poems. Below are the most popular long Pet peeve by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Pet peeve poems by poem length and keyword.
So Many Questions(A both serious and fanciful encounter with God)
1. There are so many questions that I have for God,
Oh my love, don't you feel the...
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Categories:
pet peeve, religion, universe, , atheist,
Form:
Rhyme
Tear Down the Walls(Spoken) All I could do is go away without looking back
The wind blows to and fro and I'm back on track
You and I smile to hide the pain
Don't be stuck in the past...
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Categories:
pet peeve, deep,
Form:
Lyric
Letter of Inner Re-Evaluation"LETTER OF INNER RE-EVALUATION"
As I think about the future moving forward, it seems that I miscalculated the opportunity laid before me. In this moment of strife and turmoil, should I act, without taking a full...
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Categories:
pet peeve, emotions, feelings, heartbreak, introspection, perspective, trust, truth,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Consonant Like a Vow ElConsonant Like A Vow (el)
Now ma nada twirly (to early) twittering
condolences to the esprit de corps, qua
(just recently) late John McCain, and his
surviving family suddenly damning original
way word odd did see,...
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Categories:
pet peeve, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th grade, america,
Form:
Free verse
Sebaceous glands connected to follicles secrete an oily substance called sebumSebaceous glands connected to follicles secrete an oily substance called sebum
With a title deeply rooted
in subject matter iterated above
invariably makes for hair raising poem,
though I immediately attest said material
constitutes atypical topic
the writing process (with intent
to...
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Categories:
pet peeve, 12th grade, 9th grade, age, anger, beautiful,
Form:
Free verse
Worry Knot Chokes Out the Living DaylightsWorry knot chokes out the living daylights
I know from personal experience
the foolhardiness of
courting, flirting, honeymooning...
worse case scenario,
particularly when just a wee lad,
yours truly internalized
unfamiliar bodily aches and pains
as a death sentence,
slept with one eye opened
against...
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Categories:
pet peeve, 11th grade, 12th grade, abuse, angst, anxiety,
Form:
Free verse
Pet Peeves and PassionsThe future unfolds and it gets a little more clearer
We fell out of place the moment the mirror reflected our face
Your advice is not needed, so let my heart jump and let its joyousness appear
We...
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Categories:
pet peeve, deep,
Form:
Free verse
Argh No More MedicareARGH! NO MORE MEDICARE!
A worst nightmare loomed large
notification courtesy Montgomery County
Assistance Office caseworker
implied medical coverage axed
I felt hammered, nailed, shingled out...
livid with rage
frenzied, harried, jarred...
railing away
fit tubby tied to train tracks
ready to kill myself,
but dang,...
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Categories:
pet peeve, 12th grade, absence, america, angst, anxiety, august,
Form:
Free verse
Dereliction Possibly Fake News Read All About ItDereliction (possibly "FAKE NEWS") - read all about it!
2020 presidential election
already promises seat of pants suspense
hint of (post apocalyptic) coming attractions
see – https://www.aol.com/article/news/2020/09/25/
probe-into-discarded-ballots-becomes-campaign-
outrage-fuel/24630731/
supposed poll worker(s) accidentally
(yea right) fomented kerfuffle
imposible mission witnessing
transgression Republicans wont muffle
reasonable rhyme...
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Categories:
pet peeve, abuse, anger, bullying, corruption, father son, future,
Form:
Free verse
Petsmart Stratagem Employed To Generate BusinessUpon Googling Petco
regarding purchasing gift card
for eldest daughter
(she tends two beautiful female felines)
Petsmart website appeared right and center
innocuously distracting purported intent.
The nearest latter named store
approximately a dozen plus miles away
whereas former specialty shop
in closer proximity...
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Categories:
pet peeve, animal, appreciation, cat, creation, daughter, family, girl,
Form:
Free verse
Argh No More MedicareARGH! NO MORE MEDICARE!
A worst nightmare loomed large
notification courtesy Montgomery County
Assistance Office caseworker
implied medical coverage axed
I felt hammered, nailed, shingled out...
livid with rage
frenzied, harried, jarred...
railing away
fit tubby tied to train tracks
ready to kill myself!
Bajillion dollars...
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Categories:
pet peeve, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, dark,
Form:
Bio
Time's Rising Pet Peeve
I am a teacher?
That’s what you hope?
If a teacher
engages students learning what and why and how
the teacher intends, and practices,
mentors,
co-walks the walk,
then,
no,
I suppose I am not a nutritiously green teacher,
so much as grayscale multisystemic decomposer...
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Categories:
pet peeve, deep, leadership, mentor, political, teacher, mental health,
Form:
Free verse
Stranded In Bittercold Without Food Or DrinkStranded in bittercold without food or drink...
Though the following
twittering scenario quite absurd,
methought diehard adherents of mine
(intimation also quite far-fetched),
some unnamed readers insomnia
nevertheless could benefit courtesy
a thought provoking tweet
east of Eden heard.
Dire straits necessitated
yours truly...
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Categories:
pet peeve, absence, adventure, animal, beauty, bird, environment, winter,
Form:
Rhyme
Living It LargeI know Im not completely wrong!
It seems you’ve doubted me all along.
Well, actually, it wasn’t doubt..
You were just pushing your control about!
Constantly on my ass,
made me start hating you fast.
I truthfully can’t say hate!
To take...
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Categories:
pet peeve, black love, boyfriend, change, conflict, emotions, freedom,
Form:
Couplet
Stranded Courtesy Bittercold Without Food Or DrinkStranded courtesy bittercold without food or drink
Dire straits necessitated
yours truly to bethink
outside the box (literally outdoors
of squarish structured nested dwelling),
where blinding albedo effect
forced me to blink,
additionally also ruffled tail feathers
of this sole surviving male bobolink
(North...
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Categories:
pet peeve, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, december,
Form:
Free verse
Ode To St. FrancisSt. Francis, St. Francis,
Saint of caged animals,
"Lock down" at 3...
Then supper and tea...
But there must be no caffeine,
And no coffee at all...
Staff fearing us nut-jobs,
But it wasn't our call...
And we were told,
Why we're alllowed no...
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Categories:
pet peeve, adventure, allegory, angst, confusion, health, parody, recovery
Form:
Bio
Three PigsThree Pigs
by Melanie D Palmer
There were three pigs.
One was rich and had common sense.
The middle one was poor and dense,
Youngest one was book smart with a bit o scense (common sense & cents).
Smart pig built...
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Categories:
pet peeve, children,
Form:
Rhyme
GriefYou feel bone tired, you lay down
You stay wide awake, mind blown
Eyes red, skin puffy, chest sore
You dont know about anything anymore
Everyone appears to treat you like a bomb
You understand this problem
Your heart is heavy,...
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Categories:
pet peeve, bereavement, death, death of a friend, funeral,
Form:
Rhyme
Parochial Propensities Promote Personal Pet PeeveParticularly pronounce abscess,
when rites of spring accursedness
prevails, asper testament, sans swell
scored psychological achiness
recording minecrafted history,
viz secreting acridness
permeates profusely predicated puberty,
akin to ambling au naturale adulteress
plethora plush plumage plus perfume
presage prickly profuse inauspicious pre/
post pubescent...
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Categories:
pet peeve, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
Graham DixonSad news
whence somber church bells peal n pews
packed tight to pay homage to Graham Dixon while each mourner doth rues
in due time exits the sepulchral chamber in ones or twos.
an untimely death
...
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Categories:
pet peeve, absence, bereavement, dedication, grief, loss, remember, sorrow,
Form:
Elegy
Firefighter's ProblemsFirefighters have a few problems
I hope you'll help us out
I'll try to state them clearly
Though some things stress me out
Some things drive us crazy
They happen every day
Some I hope to mention
Others I'll let stay
Think when...
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Categories:
pet peeve, care, community, funny, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Please Step Away, Mrs ClintonI’m so sorry…
Hillary, but it is nothing personal,
And in saying this I am also merciful,
But with a bounty on your head,
Your campaign is dead,
And for that, I am truly thankful.
You see…
I am happy to see...
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Categories:
pet peeve, political,
Form:
Rhyme
God Asked MeOne day, one time, God spoke to me.
The Creator who knows everything supposedly,
had a question that needed answering from yours truly.
"You're always helping others in need less fortunate than you,
and many of these people aren't...
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Categories:
pet peeve, caregivinggod, people, god, people,
Form:
Rhyme
World's Greatest Toy - WbmA young man bought a tight pair of fleeces,
And their stranglehold filled all the creases,
But the fit was so thin
That he couldn't begin
To pump blood to his bits...
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Categories:
pet peeve, clothes, funny, humor, humorous, light, word play,
Form:
Limerick
A Penny For Your ThoughtsIf I can tell
what's on my mind,
And tell it just
the way I feel:
That you are gentle and kind,
Or are morally blind,
Oh well...
Won't it be easy and swell?
If I can speak then
straight from my heart,
And say,...
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Categories:
pet peeve, introspection,
Form:
Free verse