God Asked Me

One day, one time, God spoke to me. The Creator who knows everything supposedly, had a question that needed answering from yours truly. "You're always helping others in need less fortunate than you, and many of these people aren't particularly liked by you. Why do you do all of the charitable things that you do? What's your reward? What's in it for you? Most times you commit these acts anonymously, so you receive no recognition, no praise, no publicity. I Am All And Know All but this baffles me. Why do you do what you do SillyBilly?" My reply to my Creator was simply, "The meek shall inherit the earth and live heavenly as promised by my Creator of all that is and will ever be. My Creator has shared that People Helping People is the key and I'm just doing what I can to relieve my Creator from some of the responsibility. It's just my way of saying, Thanks For Creating Me." My Creator then looked sadly down upon me and said, "I don't know how to say this, but I'm very sorry. You are hereby sentenced to hell for all eternity. I need to work on this. Guess you could say it's my pet peeve, but I don't tolerate any of they who brown nose their deity." My time spent in hell has dispelled all of the rumors about God not having a dark sense of humor.