Long Party pooper Poems

And here tonight I assumed

This would be just another one
of those average dinner parties

With a stream of boring associates and
their plus 1 partner or other

But wow
Hey you
Are so different from all the other's

Why I am...

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1.  LIFE:  February (you can guess which year.)
     I came to earth as a little dear. 
     After I wailed and cried a tear.
 ...

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I played a nasty joke on Santa
                            ...

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Who Would Want Trump

What Trump said puts us into a stupor
Is party pooper and things are a blooper
With Hillary items are always tangible
His hair is orange and unmanageable.

Trump does end up putting us imperil
Would be...

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“Don’t be scared; just do it!”
“I don’t want to it!”
“C’mon it will be fast.”
“But people die doing this!”
“People also have fun doing this!”
“Well, you go on without me!”
“Don’t be a cry baby!”
“Mom said I didn't...

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Nobody believes me!

We are killing ourselves and each
other everyday.
And no, we don't need a gun.
But, come on, they tell me,
Stop being a party pooper!

No, I won't get on the train of yours.
Anymore than "Old  Sparky."
The...

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Please don't anybody ask me to decide anything. I do not know
The difference between, the Concord or a Jet Plane
The Republican or the Democrats, 
White lies or some faker boldfaces fibbers 
 The donkey audible...

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It's new years eve or bonfire night.
Veterans hide away in fright
They fear that they may crumble 
As the fireworks start to rumble

Even if there tucked up in bed
The flashes and bangs mess up the head
Hot...

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I am going to write about smiling
Why do you smile?
Is it because you like it?
Hmm what don't you like?
I can think of something you don't like
Uggh party pooper
Lol
Is it because you see me?
No I see...

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I generally mean mine mien mental state
moost occasions heavily marinated stupor
long established as external trait
psychologically time tested trooper
impossible mission to kickstart sanity
doppelgänger regularly revisits his soul asylum
hellbent antimatter he cannot vitiate
despite therapeutic laxative merely exhausts

well bred literate...

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Ever snorted cocaine? 
I watched some partiers snort cocaine last night,
in a dark, Manhattan nightclub corner celebration.
But I’ve never crossed that line. The white line.

When offered some, with unctuous camaraderie, 
I shrugged and said, “No,...

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If you take a flight at night,
Don’t expect much sleeping,
Though exhaustion in your bones
Will sneakily start seeping.

First of all, you’re sitting,
Which to sleep is not conducive.
Next are all the noises,
Making slumber quite elusive.

Even if the...

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You give it some kudos, like it does something good?
You say that I’m boring, like I’m made of wood.
You laugh at my reason, you smirk at my way.
Because I don’t feel your passion, because I...

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Super Doper Party Pooper Poetry Souper

After much swear and many a big bead
All of my effort that I once did need
Has been completed and utilized
With my results many were surprised.

Eyes and smile were wide as...

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He’s so super, duper
That guy, he’s a trooper
He’s a fellow Souper
He's no party pooper
His name?
Yea…It’s Cooper!

His first name? It’s Shane
Brings pleasure, not pain
He handles insane
This friendship won’t wane
He shows no disdain
That great guy named Shane

Shane...

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While the door was closing on two thousand eleven
I was soundly asleep for I went to bed at seven

Dreaming of a beach where I was basking in the sun
Sipping margaritas and having lots of fun

Sleep...

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Mama Price has gone shopping; Papa orders pizza.
Pandemonium proves itself at the supper table.
Papa answers the phone, while the Price clan depletes a
whole double-large pizza and sides before he is able

to say goodbye.  Pat...

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I'm finding it hard to be so well known-
Just wanted to exercise my sore left fin,
Now look at the big mess I've gotten in.
Damn the camera guy, my covers blown...

These little guys think it would...

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