Sly Fox-- Dedication Sillybilly Thekidster ,1,
((( THIS POEM IS A DEDICATION
((( TO MY nemesis and pest Silly Billy theKidster
((( HE JOINed MY CONTEST AS A JOKE
~~~~ both # 1 are for fun ~~~~
*** CHEERS ***
____the Fox and the Kidster____ (slam)&(bam)
I wrote about my inner animal on a blog.
Like a snake Silly Billy began barking like a dog.
I followed him all the way down the river bank.
Than I smothered him with the water he drank.
I put my foot on his head and enjoyed drowning him in the lake.
It was funny to see how much the kidster a$$ could take.
I than released him and I said "silly hound your no match for this fox!"
Now move along before they finds your carcass and stuff you in a box.
Don't try to KIDster your way into my ear.
I'm tired of seeing how you wet your pants when I am near.
He yips he yaps like a dirty PARROT,
I made him cry when I called him a cracker and ate his carrot.
Silly Kidster how dare you strike me with lies.
Preying on the poetry, with your horny eyes.
Sadly this hound has no bite and no bark.
As for me I'm just a sly fox playing in this ball park.
So little William H. Poe"
You will never know!
The donkeys rear end will be your only show.
So, don't go stealing my lines from our first low blow.
I give you an A+ today for calling me a Royal pain in the ass.
Next time you want to play give your mini slam some better class.
Lesson learned from my poetry (Fox and Kidster) tale.
I will always be a silly sly fox with a silver bushy tail.
____Sly Fox____ (couplets)
This is for Nikko's 'inner animal' blog.
Perhaps I should tell her my inner animal is a dog.
Nope! That can't be, I'm no where near obedient!
My inner lioness comes with the perfect ingredient.
When it comes to my own, I will always protect my cubs.
When it comes to a male lion, he can get his own grub.
Let me see I love the colors of the peacock.
If my inner animal was a rabbit, would you be in shock?
How about a little yellow ducky in a tub?
Oh no! It's the sly fox holding my 'ace of club'.
___Coyote -wolf -fox___ (haiku)
~~coyote ugly~~
***
coyote is cold
what happen to pretty fur
my coat keeps me warm
~~cried wolf~~
***
blood all over wool
not a single wolf around
boy yelled out big foot
~~SLY FOX~~
***
fox in rabbits hole
hunter lost with out hound dog
attack of rabies
by;p.d.
12-26-10
Copyright © Poet Destroyer A | Year Posted 2011
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