Long Oddball Poems
Long Oddball Poems. Below are the most popular long Oddball by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Oddball poems by poem length and keyword.
The Car Club Meeting Lament - Text - Part 2 of 2Note: This is the 2nd half of one of my MANY long story works, and the 1st half can be accessed, of course, at "poems by Mark Stellinga" on the soup.
My wife and I were...
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Categories:
oddball, car,
Form:
Narrative
Just -- Trust Me - 1st Half Text Plus Full AudioHere's the deal, folks...
This is, as indicated, the 2nd HALF of this fairly lengthy poem. Due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations, this piece had to be posted in 2 parts.
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Categories:
oddball, car, funny, humor,
Form:
Narrative
A Welcome Intrusion - 1st HalfThis is, as indicated, the 1st HALF of this fairly lengthy poem. The 2nd half had to be posted separately due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations. No other way I could manage to make it...
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Categories:
oddball, father son,
Form:
Narrative
Genuine Fecklessness Exemplifies Despondent Creature BecauseGenuine Fecklessness Exemplifies Despondent Creature Because...
Lackluster life lived
as each subsequent day,
a carbon copy
of the one before,
though far from
being clinically depressed, this boar
ring guilt ridden Capitalist decries
...
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Categories:
oddball, age, america, grave, howl, january, money, perspective,
Form:
Rhyme
Far Beyond Hereafter Part TwoBrains in this group were graded according to a binary system.
1 winner 0 as in loser.
A hypnotic mantra often -
“Winner, loser, hopeless chooser.”
There were even signs such as a straight finger...
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Categories:
oddball, art, city, color, dream, fantasy, imagination, symbolism,
Form:
Prose
Interview OverheardI hear them talking as I open my eyes,
a hazy something lingers on my lips like lava,
threatening to erupt. I hear question then answer,
then questions plural follow up:
detectives discussing something green, something...
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Categories:
oddball, analogy, animal,
Form:
Free verse
Football, Volleyball, Baseball --- a Nonsensical PoemFootball, volleyball, baseball, softball,
Racquetball, handball, basketball, hardball. . . .
There're lots of sports in the world you play with a ball,
And you can't play any of them if you're an oddball.
If...
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Categories:
oddball, humor, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
My Uncle GladysHave you heard about my renowned uncle, Gladys
Who by sexual makeup had an Aunt’s status.
Well, he or she, you can use whatever you want;
Like I just said, this uncle is loosely an aunt.
Anyways, she had...
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Categories:
oddball, family, funny,
Form:
Iambic Pentameter
QuirksSome people frankly write about their quirks.
If I had any, I would tell you so.
Though no outlandish trait within me lurks,
some folks think I’m a nut. What do they know?
Why do they criticize when I...
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Categories:
oddball, relationship, repetition,
Form:
Rhyme
Some Peoples' Brains- Not All - Are Virtual Search EnginesA perfectly functioning mind is an amazing contraption!
If oddball facts are not “your thing” - the one I’ve just discovered, and which I’m going to share with you - aware that it may boar...
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Categories:
oddball, words,
Form:
Rhyme
The Sky Is CryingThe sky is crying…
Like a gentle southern rain,
Falling, pouring, pounding out a beat
In rhythm with the memories,
The tunes of forever that we played,
History’s not winning, though….
The sky is crying…
Like the storms across the night,
Silencing the...
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Categories:
oddball, appreciation, conflict, missing you, music, sky, song,
Form:
Free verse
Come Out of Your CageCome out of your cage you prisoner you poet
You follower of false ideas
You fiend that feeds the idols
Come out of your cage you once free spirit in foul fitting straight jacket
You hollow hearted hellion with...
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Categories:
oddball, corruption, depression,
Form:
Blank verse
Consumer ComplaintStop resenting me
For the way I shop
The things I do
To make sure
My food is fresh
I confess I feel blueberries
In my fingers
To make sure they are firm
Not too ripe
I confess I shake
Cans...
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Categories:
oddball, angst, food, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, passion, romance, satire,
Form:
Free verse
Two FreaksTwo Freaks
Two freaks sat by the side of the road.
Ostracized by all their kin.
People laughed as they passed by;
At the very sight of them.
One was twisted in body and soul;
With hair like a dandelion.
The other...
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Categories:
oddball, analogy, angst, beauty, betrayal, character, emotions, murder,
Form:
Rhyme
Oddball
ODDBALL.
I couldn't see you close,
When you were here before,
you are in a special world,
your flawless skin makes you exclusive,
your slender light body floats
I yearn to be beautiful like you,
I'm stuck in this gruesome island,
I am...
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Categories:
oddball, beautiful, crazy, flying, image,
Form:
Free verse
The Price of Being At the TopAn occurrence that exists in
all walks of our life's happenstances
Some will cheer for you, others
give you despicable glances,
Still others, as here, deride you in comments.
It's a place people work for...filled
with lack of sleep!
It becomes a...
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Categories:
oddball, angst, anti bullying, betrayal, poets,
Form:
Free verse
The Legend of Goliath the FrogGoliath the frog was gigantic in size,
often ridiculed out of despise.
He measured as high as six feet tall
and labeled the number one oddball.
But one day, at Frogville's annual event,
intruders stormed in with malicious...
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Categories:
oddball, animal, fantasy, children, kids, kid,
Form:
Couplet
Traveling Through TimeAll of us travel through time
We are all born at different times
We are all in our own space and time
When we cross into another person’s space and time
They come to life to all of our...
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Categories:
oddball, life,
Form:
Free verse
A Bit ''Oddball''I was a little girl with a tattered ragdoll,
and I lived in an attic that was not tall;
...
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Categories:
oddball, child, poverty, sad, writing,
Form:
Rhyme
Hidden In My HeartHidden in my heart are her words...as the world twists like a whirlwind she stays beside me in the storm
she stays from start to finish...from daylight into dark
when madness makes its monstrous cuts,slashes,and marks...
she stays...
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Categories:
oddball, faith, love, heart, heart,
Form:
Rhyme
The Oddball Relative Holiday RevoltWhat about this year,
where will I go
I'm not like them
They're just for show!
I'm losing heart
I used to care,
they never write
or call, or share!
The persons that I love the most
are far too busy to play host
it...
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Categories:
oddball, family, holiday,
Form:
Monorhyme
PalsTheir faces are still there;
caricatures and cameos,
amigo mugs and jug ears.
Cheering, jeering chums
that would phone at four in the morning
to garble drunken thoughts,
make momentous plans,
or borrow ten quid.
The oddball humorist
and part-time suicide,
the drama queen
contesting her...
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Categories:
oddball, poetry,
Form:
Blank verse
Oddball Sernetta Serenades Paulsernetta was strange I thought, an oddball.
born with a caul I heard, born with a caul.
on the afternoon of the Omaha Squall.
she made a date with her cousin squirrely Paul.
frankly I think this took tremendous...
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Categories:
oddball, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Monorhyme
Satan FianceeSmokey mountains and gloomy haze
23 long years of wandering in this maze
Equipped with martial arts and kung~fu moves
But simply just one of the various noobs
Stupid techniques and strategies irate
Both lead to undecided fate
Frosted roof~tops with...
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Categories:
oddball, adventure, death, dedication, devotion, happiness, love, passion,
Form:
Rhyme
Trump Not CapableTrump Not Capable
According to abnormality listed on label
Trump is not capable of remaining stable
Off his handle several times often will fly
Never see tears in his eyes or him cry.
He seems to hold everything inside
And all...
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Categories:
oddball, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Couplet