Quirks

Some people frankly write about their quirks.
If I had any, I would tell you so.
Though no outlandish trait within me lurks,
some folks think I’m a nut. What do they know?

Why do they criticize when I engage
in conversations with myself. What’s wrong
with them? Also, they frequently enrage
me, looking shocked when I burst into song

while jogging through the neighborhood at night
clad in my red muu-muu and army boots.
I overhear them saying, “What a sight!”
I live around mean-spirited old coots!

My grandkids, too, think my behavior strange.
because I check the stove repeatedly
(I must be SURE it’s off!) and rearrange
my papers fifteen times. They’re irked at me
 
when I repeat myself five times a day.
I do this for THEIR benefit! They just
do not appreciate wise things I say.
One learns by repetition; it’s a MUST.

I surely hope I’ve made this crystal clear:
I have no oddball quirks; I’m truly blessed
with wholesome traits that, I feel, should endear
me to all those who criticize and jest!

FICTIONAL (well--some of it))


Date written and posted: February 6, 2018
Contest Title:  Quirks          Placed 5th (of ten)
Sponsor: Madison Demetros


April 10, 2019, entered in Richard Lamoureau's Poem of the Day Contest

When I received this honor--POTD February 8, 2018--I was over the MOON!
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Steele Avatar
February 25, 2021 at 9:31 AM
I love all four poems I read. My style is similar to yours. My favourite Quirks. Relate to it? Yes. Feel I could have written similar myself. I love the muu-muu and army boots because I actually know what a muu-muu is. I have a couple myself. Brilliant, fun to read, all of them. Karen
Haight Avatar
April 27, 2019 at 6:01 PM
Janice, sending a belated congrats for your POTD honor, as well as another congratulation for your podium win in this contest! Once again, a very clever poem! Hugs, Sandra
Canerdy Avatar
April 27, 2019 at 8:58 PM
Thanks so much, Sandra! Janice
Marcum Wong Avatar
April 26, 2019 at 3:55 AM
I love your logic in this delightful piece. "One learns by repetition; it’s a MUST." Congratulations on your deserving win Janice! xxoo
Canerdy Avatar
April 26, 2019 at 1:39 PM
Connie, thanks so much! Janice
Lamoureux Avatar
April 25, 2019 at 11:58 PM
The placement is well deserved.
Canerdy Avatar
April 26, 2019 at 1:39 PM
Thanks again, Richard! Janice
Lamoureux Avatar
April 25, 2019 at 9:14 AM
A fun one. Congrats on your win, thanks for entering my contest.
Canerdy Avatar
April 25, 2019 at 1:29 PM
Richard, thanks so much for my placement! Janice
Callus Avatar
April 23, 2018 at 10:20 AM
Witty tongue in cheek humor, Janice:) Congratulations on your fine win. Regards // paul
Canerdy Avatar
April 23, 2018 at 10:40 AM
Thanks so much, Paul! Janice
Sinha-Roy Avatar
April 23, 2018 at 4:04 AM
Congratulations, Janice on your well deserved win.
Canerdy Avatar
April 23, 2018 at 8:46 AM
Thanks so much, Subimal! Janice
Gentry Avatar
April 22, 2018 at 1:38 PM
:) Congratulations on your win with this "fictional" poem of you. Enjoyed it.
Canerdy Avatar
April 22, 2018 at 1:45 PM
LOL!! Thanks so much, Susan! Janice
Gupta Avatar
April 22, 2018 at 11:34 AM
Beautifully interesting piece, Janice ... Congratulations ...
Canerdy Avatar
April 22, 2018 at 12:21 PM
Thanks so much, Probir! Janice
Roper Avatar
April 21, 2018 at 8:33 PM
Congratulations on your win, Janice! Hugs Eve ~`*
Canerdy Avatar
April 21, 2018 at 9:15 PM
Thanks so much, Eve! Janice
Gauthier Avatar
April 21, 2018 at 7:57 PM
Indeed most endearing wholesome traits. What a fabulous twist you created for this poem, Janice. This is a totally delightful and a hilarious read. Your sense of humour is awesome. A FAVE for me.
Canerdy Avatar
April 21, 2018 at 9:16 PM
Line, your comments have put a huge smile on my face! Thanks so much. Janice
Haight Avatar
April 21, 2018 at 7:20 PM
Janice, back to congratulate you on your win for this very clever poem! Hugs, Sandra
Canerdy Avatar
April 21, 2018 at 9:16 PM
Thanks so much, Sandra! Janice
De Beaulieu Avatar
March 2, 2018 at 6:10 PM
Hello Janice, yes one does learn by repetition I agree for some it is how it is done.There is nothing wrong with that. Have a nice evening my friend.
Canerdy Avatar
March 2, 2018 at 7:40 PM
Thanks, Darlene! Janice
Turner Avatar
February 28, 2018 at 9:01 PM
Sounds perfectly normal to me. Belated congratulations on POTD. Love the humor!
Canerdy Avatar
March 1, 2018 at 7:23 AM
Thank you so much, Danny. GOOD TO HEAR FROM YOU! Janice
Pigeon Tart Avatar
February 8, 2018 at 11:26 PM
Ha! I love the SASS! Sweet ink Janice, congratulations on potd! Pleasure to read xomo :)
Canerdy Avatar
February 9, 2018 at 8:03 AM
Thanks so much, Maureen! Janice
Rodrigues Avatar
February 8, 2018 at 10:38 PM
Love it! Congrats on POTD!
Canerdy Avatar
February 9, 2018 at 8:04 AM
Thanks so much, Kim! Janice
Hagy Avatar
February 8, 2018 at 7:54 PM
I'm with Janice, this one made me smile and chuckle:) :0 ... I talk to myself all the time... after all I'm the best listener I know! ha ha. Have great day :)
Canerdy Avatar
February 8, 2018 at 9:04 PM
I know what you mean, Chris. I know just what to say to myself! Glad you got a kick out of it! Janice
Allison Avatar
February 8, 2018 at 7:05 PM
ha ha ha a very amusing poem and I love the fictional well some of it disclaimer - sure made me smile Janice:-) congrats on POTD:-) hugs Jan xx
Canerdy Avatar
February 8, 2018 at 7:23 PM
Thank you so much, Jan! Janice
Roper Avatar
February 8, 2018 at 5:39 PM
Love the poem, Janice, congratulations on POTD and good luck in the contest...
Canerdy Avatar
February 8, 2018 at 7:24 PM
Thank you so much, Eve! Janice
Haight Avatar
February 8, 2018 at 3:10 PM
Janice, I really enjoyed reading your poem and the way you denounced your quirks by exposing them with such humor! Very cleverly written! Congrats on your Poem of the Day honor! Hugs, Sandra
Canerdy Avatar
February 8, 2018 at 3:13 PM
Thank you so much, Sandra! Janice
Gentile Avatar
February 8, 2018 at 2:43 PM
Congratulations, Janice, on your well deserved POTD xxoo
Canerdy Avatar
February 8, 2018 at 3:09 PM
Thanks so much, Mike! Janice
Warrior Avatar
February 8, 2018 at 12:18 PM
Congrats!!! on POTD Janice...very well executed my friend...stay in the light...^WW^
Canerdy Avatar
February 8, 2018 at 1:08 PM
Thanks so much, Winged Warrior! Janice
Smith Avatar
February 8, 2018 at 10:52 AM
Great work Janice, congratulations for POTD honors...
Canerdy Avatar
February 8, 2018 at 11:38 AM
Thanks so much, Charlie! Janice
Michael Avatar
February 8, 2018 at 10:00 AM
Congratulations on your POTD...Well deserved my friend...All the best to you
Canerdy Avatar
February 8, 2018 at 11:39 AM
Thanks so much, Arturo! Janice
Y. Avatar
February 8, 2018 at 7:11 AM
Hi Janice, I really enjoyed reading you this fine morning. I found it to be very entertaining as well. I must say I see myself in some of these lines. Shhhhh...... don't tell anybody. Congratulations on getting the poem of day. It was well deserved:-) Alexis
Canerdy Avatar
February 8, 2018 at 8:22 AM
Thanks so much, Alexis!
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