Oddball Sernetta Serenades Paul

sernetta was strange I thought, an oddball. born with a caul I heard, born with a caul. on the afternoon of the Omaha Squall. she made a date with her cousin squirrely Paul. frankly I think this took tremendous gall. paul came to the date wearing a pink wig and shawl. maybe this crazy pair is a matched set after all. sernetta arrived dragging a worm-infested U-haul. during this first date, they started a flat out brawl. sernetta called paul a crawling bawling doll. paul yelled that sernetta was abnormally tall. I heard this all while cowering in a restaurant bathroom stall. hearing these shouts echoing down the hall. i tried not to hear it, my ears next to the wall. oddly enough, they got married today in Carpenters Hall. so, am I right that sernetta is a real oddball?