Long Marmite Poems
Long Marmite Poems. Below are the most popular long Marmite by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Marmite poems by poem length and keyword.
New Menu at Milton Creek's Aces Restaurant
*** Notice to the residents of Milton Creek ***
Tom serves as mayor. never complaining, so he gets what he requests
No blood in his steak, apple pie with sweet cream. Aces cooks that meal
to perfection...
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Categories:
marmite, people, places,
Form:
Rhyme
Tom and Terry - At Milton Creek
[My recent poem ‘The Dimly Lit House’ received a
Comment from Charles Messina that it could be a Tom and
Jerry episode… what can I say? Something went ‘Ping!’]
...
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Categories:
marmite, cat, western,
Form:
Rhyme
Up Soup Creek Without a Paddle
[Every good story needs a sub plot, so…]
He watched from his vantage point on the bank’s roof
And looked out for folk that he knew were uncouth
His years on the run had made him aloof
But soon...
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Categories:
marmite, western,
Form:
Narrative
Tom Cunninghams Cunning Marmite Conspiracy - An Ice Cream Gran Special
It’s dreadful, a disaster, it’s a terrible calamity
Housewives going frantic for the thing they seek but cannot see
Supermarket workers helping those who shout the most
Try their best to find a jar of spread to spread...
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Categories:
marmite, cat, grandmother, hero, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Soup Creek Meets Flush
[Inspired by Jenna Logan’s epic ‘No Politickin in Soup Creek’]
FLUSH = First League of Unlikely Super Heroes
...
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Categories:
marmite, hero, humorous, western,
Form:
Rhyme
Young American Days
To be in a young America ~
visions of a ship upcoming statue of Liberty
...
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Categories:
marmite, absence, america, art, books, business, celebration, celebrity,
Form:
Epic
Marmite People
The art of the critic, WHY? ...
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Categories:
marmite, care, emotions,
Form:
Blank verse
This Contest of Poems
To pick a good subject - to know what to do
A matter that matters 'bout what, where and who
To stick to the script and be stuck in a crowd?
Or stick out as lonely as bright...
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Categories:
marmite, fun, funny, humor, humorous, poetry, poets,
Form:
Verse
Beautiful Flowers
I love pink rose flowers Kept safe by thorns on the...
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Categories:
marmite, beauty, daffodils, purple, red, rose, sun, yellow,
Form:
List
All I Want For Christmas Is Food
[Written last year, or perhaps the year before
But youtube was awash with parodies in a
Similar vein. Unless I didn’t look properly, I
Haven’t posted it before... so here you go...]
...
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Categories:
marmite, christmas, food,
Form:
Lyric
Be What You Are
Frolic branches of trees shake, butterfly leaves flutter
with the trail of summer squall the feisty forest plays.
Don’t make your mind a denuded forest of clutter
if with the flickering shadows of foliage at gloomy dusk
it can’t...
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Categories:
marmite, analogy, hope, life, truth,
Form:
List
That Marmite Stuff
That marmite stuff I’ve never had:
I’ve never had it in a jar. Never had it in a car. How could I? UK is so far!
Not on land and not afloat, nor paired with cheese like...
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Categories:
marmite, food,
Form:
List
Creeps
Down in the dark, they patiently wait
Whatever the hour, whatever the date
And if it’s required to wait a bit longer
They’ll service their Queen to grow ever stronger
These keratin creatures will eat their own kind
Rather than...
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Categories:
marmite, insect,
Form:
Rhyme
This Is My England - Food
this is my England...
fish and chips
(with curry sauce)
pizza, lasagne
and, of course -
Chicken Tikka Masala
with poppadums, pickles
or a beef vindaloo
to open your ventricles.
this is my England...
hot buttered toast
or jam on crumpets
homemade roast dinner
(go blow your own...
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Categories:
marmite, culture, food, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
whispering birds through wind and light rain
My open-ended lines can convey more than one idea. Verse 3, middle line, ends in “I am.” I am both okay (today) & puddles on pavement.
whispering birds through wind and light rain
no drama of...
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Categories:
marmite, morning, rain,
Form:
Free verse
The Battle of Tastebud Hill
It was a beautiful sunny morning so quiet and so still
As Sir Tom's Marmite army, charged up Tastebud hill
Queen Debs vast Vegemite army could see them coming
Many were overcome with sheer terror, and started running.
Debs...
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Categories:
marmite, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
All Trendy Diet Fads
As I mused in bosom stone, I presume for myself.
It wouldn't alarm me that I must do a diet program.
Slight weight reduction will profit my life.
Weight might prompt some sort of alarm.
I started with...
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Categories:
marmite, adventure, anxiety, caregiving, change, courage, endurance, fish,
Form:
List
Sparkle, Shine and Smile
love, I say often to my family and friends
peace, I give out like candies
serenity dwells within me
tranquility leaves my lips
generous with compliments and tips
peace, I wish for everyone
courage, I put in my left pocket
strength...
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Categories:
marmite, how i feel,
Form:
List
Ice Cream Gran Gets Even
[For those of you unfamiliar with the Ice Cream Gran saga,
Ice Cream Gran or Turbo Gran is a crime fighting granny.
Guess what she drives…..]
...
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Categories:
marmite, grandmother, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Mad Vlad Gone Bad
Read the room and wind your scrawny neck in, Mr Putin
Mark my words, the West are gonna stick their size ten boot in
No-one here has fallen for your good-for-nothing plan
So pop your pacifier in and...
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Categories:
marmite, war,
Form:
Rhyme
The Us Election Blues
The US Election Blues
Two heavyweight fighters
standing in a ring
who’ll make it to The White House
who’ll get the final swing?
Drink, till it’s all over
take a round the world cruise
I’ve got the transatlantic
no hope US election blues.
I...
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Categories:
marmite, america, anxiety, blue, depression, political,
Form:
Light Verse
Ode To Marmite
I like to start each day off right
With buttered toast and marmite
A vegetable extract that you spread
Across the surface of your bread.
So what’s in it, what does it contain?
Well thiamin, niacin and riboflavin
With B twelve...
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Categories:
marmite, food,
Form:
Rhyme
From My Desk I See
without moving anything but my eyes I see
a mouse pad, computer, power cord, phone
fork, knife, spoon, half eaten chunk of meatloaf
stapler, scissors, Clorox wipes
Jason Reynolds and Ibram X Kendi’s books Stamped
without leaving my seat...
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Categories:
marmite, work,
Form:
List
Irreverent Ritual
Blink awake, get up,
Brew reviving cup,
Breathe each fuelling sup,
Then to the cleansing waters go,
Inhale the essence slow,
Awash with ebb and flow,
Purified head to toe,
Mystery of water empower
At this early hour
The mind comes to in the...
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Categories:
marmite, funny, life, love,
Form:
Verse
Hotel Breakfast
What a beautiful breakfast
This hotel embraces your stay
Everything you could wish for
To keep u going all day
The prunes I had were lovely
So juicy and fat
Now feeling a rumble in my stomach
Was I wise to eat...
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Categories:
marmite, funny,
Form:
Light Verse