All I Want For Christmas Is Food

[Written last year, or perhaps the year before But youtube was awash with parodies in a Similar vein. Unless I didn’t look properly, I Haven’t posted it before... so here you go...] *** I don’t want a lot for Christmas Food is the one thing I need I just care that it tastes pleasant Can you eat a Christmas tree I just want ham on the bone And fresh cream profiteroles And some cheese that’s blue All I want for Christmas is food I just want hot nosh for Christmas Food is the one thing I need I just care that it tastes pleasant Can you eat a Christmas tree Make sure you don’t hang my choccies Just above the fireplace Sausage rolls would make me happy Food is joy on Christmas Day I just want ham on the bone And fresh cream profiteroles And some cheese that’s blue All I want for Christmas is food baby I won’t ask for stuff this Christmas I can’t eat a dish of snow I’m just gonna keep on eating Under eating’s a no no I want marmite crisps and salted A Tuna and corn sandwich I might even stay awake to Eat a reindeer till I’m sick ’cause I drank some beer tonight Hold on mate, my bladder’s tight What more can I chew Baby all I want for Christmas is food Food Fairy lights are shining On the chocolates over there And I found some chips and Lager in my lair And ’cause the oven’s minging I hear microwaves dinging Santa won’t you bring me the thing I really need Won’t you bring peas and bacon to me Oh I just want some nosh for Christmas Chips is all I’m asking for I just want to drink my gravy Spam is right outside my door Oh I just want to gnaw this bone More than you could ever know Make me chicken stew Baby all I want for Christmas is food All I want for Christmas is food baby All I want for Christmas is food baby