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Hotel Breakfast

What a beautiful breakfast
This hotel  embraces your stay
Everything you could wish for
To keep u going all day

The prunes I had were lovely
So juicy and fat
Now feeling a rumble in my stomach
Was I wise to eat that.

The cooked breakfast is not for me
So I looked for something close
Could have kippers if you wanted
That's what I chose.

They came all two of them
Cooked to perfection
With oozes of butter and lemon
Pleased with my selection

My friends husband made the toast
Has a fettish  that way
Loves to see it golden
Suppose that fettish is ok

Now shall I have marmite
Or Marmalade and Jam
Or simply dripping in butter
What a pig I am

Then to finish off
Had a yogurt to eat
Lovely and creamy
Breakfast is complete

Drank cups of coffee
The decaf kind
Oh my I am so full
Need to walk to unwind

Whilst walking I burped
The taste of kippers abound
Next was a silent fluff
Knew the prunes were around

So this  morning will have simple food
And  not quite enough
No prunes or kippers for me 
They make you burp and fluff.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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Date: 10/21/2012 1:10:00 PM
Very funny... good story, good flow (well hopefully not TOO much flow)... Terry
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Seren Roberts
Date: 10/21/2012 1:28:00 PM
Lol was extra careful this morning. At least I dared to cough today. Seren

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