Hotel Breakfast

What a beautiful breakfast This hotel  embraces your stay Everything you could wish for To keep u going all day The prunes I had were lovely So juicy and fat Now feeling a rumble in my stomach Was I wise to eat that. The cooked breakfast is not for me So I looked for something close Could have kippers if you wanted That's what I chose. They came all two of them Cooked to perfection With oozes of butter and lemon Pleased with my selection My friends husband made the toast Has a fettish  that way Loves to see it golden Suppose that fettish is ok Now shall I have marmite Or Marmalade and Jam Or simply dripping in butter What a pig I am Then to finish off Had a yogurt to eat Lovely and creamy Breakfast is complete Drank cups of coffee The decaf kind Oh my I am so full Need to walk to unwind Whilst walking I burped The taste of kippers abound Next was a silent fluff Knew the prunes were around So this  morning will have simple food And  not quite enough No prunes or kippers for me  They make you burp and fluff.