Long Jenner Poems

This poem may upset a few people
In a world of drama, pain and hate, how can I write something peaceful
I'm always honest with my feelings, never will I mislead you
Religion is the root of all...

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At the corner of the town you shall find it
A small den filled with cigarette smoke and booze
Wherever you decide to sit, just squeeze you will fit in
Among the best kind of people, the kind...

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I live in a world where kids Cancer, Women get raped, and teenagers get shot
Government take us to war, Police kill innocent people
We're all judged for whatever we do, no one is equal
Can you forgive...

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It’s Saturday morning, and even though it’s Thanksgiving break, Lisa and I are in her bedroom, in NYC, studying.

“Ok,” Lisa stops, looks up and says, “give me a 5ex symbol.”

“I.. I don’t have one on...

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The bones of a forest are stripped clean by the ocean and strewn on her shores.  The sun-bleached wooden cemetery leaves a somber impression on the morning scavenger of shells, who meanders in the...

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Winning the Lottery

Yes, I dream of winning the Lottery,
Hitting the jackpot on a Saturday night.
Oh, it’s so wonderful to imagine,
So, I cross my fingers and hold them tight.

Our George bemoans his bad luck,
All these years,...

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Usually I make love to my pad with words and my pen craves me
Well this is Jason Voorhees combined with slim shady
I'm carving my words on the page with a Machete that Jason used for...

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Cossack Cowboys
Riding Llamas
That they dress
In pink pajamas
Teeny boppers
Blowing bubbles
Biker chicks
Causing trouble
Nuns in Habits
Punks in chains
One or two
Of the deranged
Rubbing Buddha belly
Cravers
And the band
Harvey Danger
David Bowie
Elton John
Both of them
With Spacesuits on
Vegetarians 
Eating chicken
Love it fried
Finger licking
In...

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The way I kill every poem you'd think I was Jason Voorhees with a pen
I commit beautiful murder when I get gory with the ink
If you love a horror story, I'm your shrink
I'm Jason Voorhees...

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Bruce Jenner, Wheaties Winner

Can you imagine Bruce Jenner being a Wheaties winner
Becoming a women wanting to be much thinner
With quite a fine, attractive, adorable face
Wearing dress, high heels and blouse with lace. 

What is world...

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Sequel to Two Other Poems of the Day

Both between you and maybe me
What could this lead up to or possibly be?
About person once an Olympic Winner
Started out as beginner by name of Bruce Jenner.

Even though...

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'TWAS  4PM yesterday, my daughter called and shouted.
"Did you feel the earthquake, Mom?"
Oddly, I did not, though we live near each other.
Last night there were forty aftershocks.
I felt so cheated somehow and I pouted.

Life...

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Poet: Ken Jordan
Poem: Places
Edited by: Sparkle Jordan
written: June/2013

There are
many places
I've seen
in my 
lifetime -

Places,
 I 'd like
to see again -

Places,
in the
 mountains,

where 
my spirit
soars higher
than the
clouds -

Places,
in a sailboat 
on the ocean,

where 
the wind
sails me 
out to sea -

Places,
along 
the shore,

where little
sandpipers,
run free -

I've...

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Wearing Great Smelling Deodorant

From Trump each and every word
We heard from him was totally absurd
After hearing him came to conclusion
Was optical illusion in mental institution.

With what he wore would try to impress
And also occasionally he...

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Have you ever dreamt of being a reigning queen
But then you woke up to find
You were the same loveable dude you've always been
Generous, charming and kind

Well it has happened to me quite recently
Got hemmoroids sitting...

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Announcing it in the paper that day,
the LGBT club soon got under way,
meeting at Bruce's bike shop on their harley's,
is where they'd all meet before going on their journey,
some newcomers arrived as well,
and from the...

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Bruce/Caitlyn
© Ben Burton 7/14/2015

Arthur Ashe was more than brilliant
As a man and tennis ace
Now, along comes Caitlyn Jenner
Gets a trophy with his name

PCI's call her heroic
Much the same as Michael Sam
But that closet door's been...

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Hello Darwin my old friend
It seems we are crackpots again
As knowledge has become forbidden fruit
Applying logic is now completely moot
With Edward Jenner turning in his grave
Can’t save the saved
With the sound of science

With ICUs packed...

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Out on a Sunday grocery shopping,
heading for the dairy department,
out of the corner of my eye I saw,
the back of a very tall leggy blonde,

She must have been 6'2" tall,
with her muscular legs wearing high...

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Poet: Ken Jordan
Poem: California Dreaming
Edited by: Sparkle Jordan
written: August/2014


California dreaming
of
a place,

where the river
meets
the sea -

As
I dream travel
up
the coast,

on
Highway 116-

I see
chickens, cows, 
horses,

and
goats
along the way -

There are
milk farms,

and
dairy cows
in
the valley,

where
stony cliffs
mirrors the beach -

Such
a beautiful
drive

up 
the Pacific
Coast,

passing
small towns
like

Valley Ford,
Bodega...

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Bruce Jenner makers a good enough woman
in his condition lukewarm paretaker
diamond of violerts lerft his circumstance
wait by the sofa a lurk on the rollercoaster
dead weight

talk to me cookie
flatternerd on the gas heap
Dynamite
for some it pays...

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Man O’ Man can’t conquer the mother!
Hitherto, the quoth be gather.

To the havoc, thy avarice, foment;
The virulence is a channel of chastisement.

Man O’ Man can’t conquer the mother!
Hitherto, the quoth be gather.

The virulence is evil...

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