Long Claus Poems
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Various Heresies
If God
is good
half the Bible
is libel.
-Michael R. Burch
*
Willy Nilly
Michael R. Burch
Isn’t it silly, Willy Nilly?
You made the stallion,
you made the filly
and now they sleep
in the dark earth, stilly.
Isn’t it silly, Willy Nilly?
Isn’t it silly, Willy...
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Categories:
claus, atheist, christian, faith, god, heaven, religion, spiritual,
Form:
Verse
Willy Nilly
Willy Nilly
by Michael R. Burch
for the Demiurge aka Yahweh and Jehovah
Isn’t it silly, Willy Nilly?
You made the stallion,
you made the filly,
and now they sleep
in the dark earth, stilly.
Isn’t it silly, Willy Nilly?
Isn’t it...
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Categories:
claus, christian, creation, faith, god, spiritual, truth, world,
Form:
Verse
Doggerel I
Doggerel I or Nonsense Verse
A$$tronomical
by Michael R. Burch
Einstein, the frizzy-haired,
proved E equals MC squared.
Thus, all mass decreases
as activity ceases?
Not my mass, my a$$ declared!
Bible Libel
by Michael R. Burch
If God
is good,
half the Bible
is libel.
I came up...
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Categories:
claus, dog, hilarious, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, nursery
Form:
Limerick
The Moon As a Metaphor For Your Mouth
The Moon as a Metaphor for Your Mouth
by Michael R. Burch
When I was closest to love, it did not seem
real at all, but a thing of such tenuous sweetness
it might dissolve in my mouth
like a...
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Categories:
claus, candy, love, metaphor, moon, romantic love, sweet,
Form:
Sonnet
A Day On the Farm
"You really wanna know? Cause I'll tell ya if you really wanna know. You'll be thinkin' I'm crazy before I'm done, but I'll tell ya... ifn' you really wanna know."
The day started like any other,...
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Categories:
claus, farm, myth,
Form:
Prose
Autumn Atonement
Face to the sky,
Breath of the Caribbean
Woven with earthy Autumn,
Saturates the alveoli of my lungs,
Pouring raw impulses into the neurons of
My pleasure centers, so triggering a myriad of
Memories ... the demurring requiem to summer tide...
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Categories:
claus, autumn, heartbreak, metaphor, october, solitude, soulmate, true
Form:
Free verse
Why I Don't Celebrate Christmas - Fiction
Grandma died when I was 18 years old, on Christmas day. I never really got to know her well since the family had pretty much kept their distance from her due to her 'weird religion.'...
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Categories:
claus, christian, christmas,
Form:
Narrative
Landsbyen -Into the North- An Epic Poem 109-End
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A babe born, in darkness braved
Bring love to the world if only for a day
No questions asked, nor answered, nor saved
Let peace abide in every child, we pray
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
As they stood watching their son, enthralled in...
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Categories:
claus, christmas, fairy,
Form:
Epic
Once Upon a Christmas 1954 - Part One - a Short Story From My Memoir
Each year as Christmas rolls around, as I buckle under the pressure and stress of shopping for gifts for people that already have everything, I find myself remembering that Christmas of 1954.
Dad had joined...
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Categories:
claus, christmas, nostalgia,
Form:
Narrative
Magdalen Christmas Eve Mass 1984
Busy time very frustrating watching my
husband and ciro gargano go over the
blue prints over and over again during
the 1984 elections for lake county Daniel
Furlan Bobby Thompson Ernest Fisher Ciro
was looking...
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Categories:
claus, allah,
Form:
Epulaeryu
My X-Mas Wish To Santa, My Letter To Santa, Keep the Worst Buddy
SONNET 1
MY CHRISTMAS WISH TO SANTA
...
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Categories:
claus, appreciation, blessing, christmas, forgiveness, friendship, giving, truth,
Form:
Sonnet
Story About Santa Contest
Sponsor: Carol Eastman
Long before Christmas had become a jolly folklore,
I met a grandfatherly man...
He was clean shaven, tiny and crabby,
And always wore a floppy black suit, his name was Mr. Atnas.
See, I was at such...
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Categories:
claus, christmas, joy, nature,
Form:
Free verse
Santa We've Been Outta Touch
Santa Claus, we’ve been out of touch
and I don’t ask for very much
but I have needs, and I’m in Dutch
I want to see the light of day
oh, and can you give me a...
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Categories:
claus, crazy, dark,
Form:
Rhyme
Slow-Cooked Conversion Stories
I was raised in one of those white nationalist churches,
passing itself off as a Christian evangelical Bible church,
where "evangelical" meant fundamental
and "fundamental" meant we did not interpret scripture
but accepted it as God's literal trans-historical Word
of...
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Categories:
claus, childhood, christian, earth, faith, health, integrity, senses,
Form:
Political Verse
Rum n Raisin 14 Pt 2 - The Flight Before Christmas Pt 2
Soon, the sun was lying low, a bright full moon was now on show
Santa switched on Walnut’s glow… “Ho Ho Ho and away we go.”
Walnut played along and led the team of reindeer and their...
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Categories:
claus, cat, christmas, dog,
Form:
Narrative
Architects of Humanitarian Crises
Copyright © 2008 #03
4/12/2008 // (Edited: 1/22/2013/lp
(a historical glimpse of humanity's rise)
*This poetic epic begins with the
greatest sin against humanity
*This poem is dedicated to all
serving and protecting the
¨Basic Rights of Mankind¨
Once, mankind was forgiven from...
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Categories:
claus, christian, devotion, faith, history, hope, journey, life,
Form:
Couplet
Many British thermal units later
Many British thermal units* later
Vice linkedin to carnal flesh this writer,
(a married heterosexual doofus, –
whose alter egos
named and highlighted courtesy
Gallant and Goofus) attones
to heat these lovely bag of bones
amazingly graceful human...
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Categories:
claus, 12th grade, appreciation, blessing, change, humorous, husband,
Form:
Rhyme
What Is Christmas
What is Christmas?
Written: By Tom Wright
1999
A time of many sights to see,
Of tinsel, garland and wreath's so fair.
Of hundreds of bulbs upon a tree,
With...
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Categories:
claus, christmas, god, how i feel, jesus,
Form:
Lyric
Twas The Night Before Christmas Eve
’Twas the night before Christmas Eve and it started to snow
And a raw bone chilling north wind was starting to blow
Mrs Claus and Santa were relaxing with a glass of mulled wine
Santa said, "I hope...
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Categories:
claus, america, children, christmas, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
To Help a Hob - Part 1
There "he" stood in front of me, the deep forest behind him framing
His ancient face like an emerald halo, the growing dark of dusk getting
Deeper by the moment. He was no more than two-and-a-half feet...
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Categories:
claus, adventure, mystery, myth, mythology, travel,
Form:
Free verse
Christmas Song Parodies
No. 1. Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells ,Jingle Bells, ringing all the way
What a fun is to ride in a one -horse open sleigh.
...
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Categories:
claus, christmas,
Form:
Lyric
Ah Tis Nothing Greater Than
Ah... tis nothing greater than...
malfunctioning heater
on that brisk winter day
recorded here as proof positive
regarding following reasonable rhyme.
While scrolling thru
poems crafted yesteryear,
I chanced to jog my memory where
there
occurred power outage necessitated
more than divine...
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Categories:
claus, 12th grade, angst, dark, environment, faith, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Incident At Milton Creek Silver Mine
Giant balls of tumbleweed were blowing down the main street
And off the Sierra Nevada mountains there blew a fine sleet
It was late December in the old Western town of Milton Creek
Preparations were under way for...
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Categories:
claus, america, christmas, december, memory,
Form:
Narrative
Christmas Shopping Madness
'Twas the night before Christmas and I still had gifts to buy.
I procrastinated getting it done; a terrible fault I can't deny.
As I juggled bags of presents that cost far too much money,
A sidewalk Santa...
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Categories:
claus, christmas,
Form:
Rhyme
Easter as interpreted by one
Easter as interpreted by one...
rebated, rebelled, rebirthed, rebooted,
and rebuked courtesy
one ill shod Unitarian atheist,
who means NOT to affect
any sacrilegious fallout
nor offend devoutly religious
man, woman, or child,
when the most important
Christian holiday notated,...
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Categories:
claus, adventure, bible, celebration, christian, easter, family, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme