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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required Many British thermal units* later Vice linkedin to carnal flesh this writer, (a married heterosexual doofus, – whose alter egos named and highlighted courtesy Gallant and Goofus) attones to heat these lovely bag of bones amazingly graceful human specimen more so than required to generate clones, whose jibber-jabber feeble poetic words crafted for no particular rhyme nor reason analogous to babbling drones aging musculoskeletal physique groans kvetching synonymously nsync with (metronome like) tick tock where alphanumeric, esoteric, and generic garden variety alter kocker (eons ago a foo fighting beastie boy baby boomer) and/or like kin himself to famous mummified Pharaoh ala King Tutankhamun's moans wrapped in long strips of linen, indistinguishable among rolling stones netting sometimes wrapped each finger and toe individually against many future unknowns as the soul of mine traveled across cosmos temporarily filling black hole sun, and kerplunked across space/time continuum easily mistaken for pinteresting soundcloud virtual xylophones providing an x uber rent lyft along the edge of night amidst dark shadows to the outer limits of many twilight zones. Hence, I will beg, borrow or steal loot and make a fair trade with a paperback writer, who exudes profound wisdom as keen philosophical thinker oh no... no... no, this non smoking bandit, nor drinker will explain to police officer, that me willingly doth plead guilty as freshly showered stinker without spectacles yours truly can only blinker if nabbed he submissively relinquishes freedom to do time inside state of the art clinker, where ample heat warms hoodwinker covering mine rickety musculoskeletal, while escorted to attend requisite appointment with headshrinker with the icy name of Mister Rinker. Token Doubting Thomas here resorted to life of doggone petty crime without fanfare for this common man dirt poor bloke who doth air, (not that anybody will give a rat's a$$, nor care a jot regarding me squalid shiftless schlepper bereft of a place to call home anemic checking and savings accounts with Citizens Bank describes my financial welfare), and similar to Scrooge, (who mutters "bah humbug**" grossly dislikes Xmas time of year, not always the case with yours truly, cuz as a lad din Southeastern Montgomery County one cute as a button little boy with short cropped strawberry blond hair, (unadulterated, accursed and unbiased opinion), aye declared papa tricked out as Santa Claus divine and stood bug eyed while shopping with mother and siblings amidst madding crowd (at the King of Prussia Mall) then no living nightmare not like today November twenty ninth tooth how sinned twenty four bajillion people angrily glare with livid rage expect whistleblower shrill shrieking against crass consumerism thru air courtesy bull-let-in aiming crosshair, whereat vendors pushing merchandise hooping he/she can scare up brisk business, hence caveat emptor i.e. buyer beware aside from aforementioned hypothetical scenario - I won't ever overspend credit cards, which profligate net spending occurs within glorious land of bilk and money Amazon qua America OnLine, the home of the free..., where distribution of wealth very unfair. Yukon still experience enjoyment of beauty, according to this poet of Perkiomen Valley with less sense and sensibility than a baboon, or other naked ape, cuz his pride and prejudice got in the way while seeking love and friendship, nevertheless he can bet dollars to donuts (with glazed eyes) without oneself spending themselves silly garnering mountain due of debt subsequently cue sax and violins gently weeping (think guitar coming unstrung at every fret), thus... ya gotta get get aware simple pleasures experience mindfulness, such as zipping across globe on private jet hobnobbing with rich and famous, then swinging by utmost secluded unconventional monastery, and meet... nun other than one cell bated abbott cost 'ello to thine reverent Mother. * - The exact origin of the British Thermal Unit (BTU) is unclear, but Thomas Tredgold, a British railroad engineer, is the closest person to being credited with its discovery. Tredgold's definition of the BTU was the quantity of pounds avoirdupois that would raise the temperature of a cubic foot of water by one degree Fahrenheit. ** - The word "humbug" has been used since the 1700s to describe something or someone that is false or deceptive. It's also been used to describe a trick played on unsuspecting people. The word's exact origin is unknown, but some theories include: For example, you might say "Bah humbug!" if someone won't let children play catch on their lawn
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