Long Caloric Poems
Long Caloric Poems. Below are the most popular long Caloric by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Caloric poems by poem length and keyword.
Gluttonous Connoisseur of Ethnic Culinary Cuisines
Yours truly would never be confused for a gourmand, nevertheless I could enjoy experiencing taste testing select food samples if offered an opportunity of attending a fancy feast viz smörgåsbord, whereby oral indulgence would arouse,...
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Categories:
caloric, addiction, appreciation, birthday, blessing, chicago, dream, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Food glorious food
Food glorious food
Asia generic guy gastronomy (and how gourmet foods eat destructively clearly beyond any) excess enthusiasm, the necessity to feed and clothe this lean mean exercising machine gunning corporeal essence christened Matthew Scott Harris...
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Categories:
caloric, 12th grade, adventure, america, appreciation, blessing, celebration,
Form:
Rhyme
Wergle Flomp Good Humor 2023
Wergle Flomp Good Humor 2023
The following constitutes a rather
twisted as a pretzel SUBTITLE:
I dash with my jiggling boobs in an attempt to escape...
being overrun by teddy bears and beanie babies
while carrying out heavy...
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Categories:
caloric, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure, america, animal,
Form:
Rhyme
Food Glorious Food Third Helping
Thus upon a strategic seat we hoped for,
or politely sought from manager of the house
ah, our luck to be situated in close proximity,
where impossibility to stave gaming hunger,
though neither myself nor honorable guest grouse.
Now decision...
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Categories:
caloric, america, appreciation, celebration, christmas, december, eve, feelings,
Form:
Light Verse
Eye of the Tropical January Sun
Exercising belief about unknowns.
Makes sense to take your best guess.
Using history, numbers, extrapolation.
Getting the trajectory right for re-entry.
Few dissenters left for climate change, evolution.
Nuclear power brings a process to earth
that occurs only in space. Dangerous
but...
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Categories:
caloric, death, fire, food, innocence, january, senses, song,
Form:
Verse
Antifragility
In last night's movie, a young writer
and an older, married with children French woman
fall in love. They did not meet during a village massacre
and money is no object, Manhattan
the place I was priced out of....
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Categories:
caloric, children, love, money, music, night, weather, woman,
Form:
Verse
Gravedigger Cravings
With a 7-Eleven Big Cup eulogy slurp
And a McDonalds Big Mac pall bearer burp,
it’s Big Boy Slim Jim holiday mourning time
Take a family reunion picnic funeral ride
to a cemetery last supper barbeque burial ...
shovel down...
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Categories:
caloric, death, food, surreal, symbolism, word play,
Form:
Burlesque
The Pleasure of Sleep
upon waking from a splendid plunge
into the depths of deep dreamy restful sleep
anchors away set adrift this body electric,
which succombed instantaneously
(without counting sheep)
nor...
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Categories:
caloric, good night, introspection, journey, joy, paradise, peace,
Form:
Free verse
Inevitable Demise Courtesy Grim Reaper
Since advent of Homo sapiens
objection overruled against immortality
all across millenniums humans
generated, amplified, and
idly reverberated (Billy me) rebel yell,
when finality 'twixt consciousness
eternal existence doth die as well
grievous news laudable hospice staff did tell
us (meaning yours truly...
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Categories:
caloric, 11th grade, 12th grade, absence, cry, death,
Form:
Rhyme
Trouble Comes In Three's
They say that good or bad, things happen in 3's, are best.
The Christians know of the Trinity, Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, there is also the 3 wise men. 3 Monastic Vows (Poverty, Chastity, and...
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Categories:
caloric, allegory, word play,
Form:
Narrative
Old Like Me
With intention, I walk into the laundry room to get what was it now,
Let’s see, looking around ~ I know it will come to me somehow.
I’ll resolve this, so back to the kitchen, I...
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Categories:
caloric, family, funny, family, family, me, time, drug,
Form:
Rhyme
I Imagine Relief While Feeling Comfortably Numb
I imagine relief while feeling comfortably numb...
anesthetized courtesy central air
analogous to gulping down
a tall glass of ice cold water,
which equals ultimate thirst quencher,
especially for those
experiencing onset dehydration,
the following poetic opinion/editorial
shared...
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Categories:
caloric, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, addiction,
Form:
Free verse
Ice Cold Water Equals Ultimate Thirst Quencher
Ice Cold Water Equals Ultimate Thirst Quencher...
Especially experiencing onset dehydration,
this opinion shared by former consumer,
he quaffed truckloads sugary and sports drinks
found mine once sculpted baby boomer body
undergoing gender reorientation, particularly
nondescript breasts incrementally found
busting (rivaling playboy...
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Categories:
caloric, absence, allusion, courage, mirror, missing, success, water,
Form:
Free verse
I Want But Don't Need
I Want, But Don't Need
Yes, "I Want, But Don't Need" is my waistwatcher creed
as I walk by each vending machine.
All those chocolate chips calling out to my hips,
...
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Categories:
caloric, candy, drink, food,
Form:
Light Verse
Anor Ain'T Amicabul
Sickly Annie is so anorexic,
it’s a heartbreaking story
of bulimic misery
Looking in her madhouse distorted mirror —
only a frail, starving image
does Annie see
Always taunted by a silent, bulimia bully,
sticking her tongue out
at...
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Categories:
caloric, depression, mental illness, psychological, truth,
Form:
Epic
Spur
SPUR
Fed up when I get up already rested up
I am sped up tear this tread up to shred up
I’m choking you still smoking
cigarettes, And vaping you joking
Laughing at me as I am being...
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Categories:
caloric, body, character, courage, devotion, growth, integrity, strength,
Form:
Rhyme
My Jiggling Boobs
since maintaining a diet
of exercise heeding "yo dude"
(you look like a lady)
the inner fitness maven against
the temptation of high caloric junk food
and nightly snack king
on a flexible fitness routine,
this...
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Categories:
caloric, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Personification
The Grievance of Death
THE GRIEVANCE OF DEATH
It comes unannounced
With caloric and musty sour
Calls from far and near
Under unnumerous Canopies
Behold the upper chambers
Swimming and bleeding
In white wet handkerchiefs
In saucer-eyed voice, They yell
Grievance of death
The mantle of Loneliness
Thou...
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Categories:
caloric, art,
Form:
Elegy
Family of Weasels
On last night's news I heard
of an engineer named K_____ who
invented the microchip and changed
our lives. How the chip now contains
a billion circuits which I still don't get
but what I do perceive is this engineer's
(a...
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Categories:
caloric, change, family, grief, love, money, night, pride,
Form:
Verse
Yin Yang
Bequeathed of the faculty of
balanced return, of equilibrium,
turning the totem burn of caloric expectancy,
cause and effect
translating universal machine...
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Categories:
caloric, art,
Form:
Ode
Hyper-Caloric
Though what we know
and that which we feel
goes into what we write
I believe
poets are more inclined toward
image-periphery
the alchemy of lyric-formation
what is just around the corner
horrifically vague
standing on the lip-edge
toes dangling over
peering bravely into a
primal abyss...
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Categories:
caloric, courage, inspirational, introspection, perspective, poetry, wisdom, writing,
Form:
Free verse
Unheard
There is music in the silence, in the rest of unheard notes. That is where I hold my breath. Where the universe spins out its code for me to read. I watch as the unfallen...
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Categories:
caloric, dream, earth day, environment, imagery, metaphor, mystery,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Superfluous Activity
Dripping words so sugary,
light and fluffy insincerity
Laying it on drizzling thick
with a butter knife tongue
Caramel verbal plums ... yum-yum
You got red cherry cheeks,
dispensing vanilla frosting tasty speech
Blowing out mint bubblicious charm
when you start cinnamon chewing...
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Categories:
caloric, food, humorous, metaphor, word play,
Form:
Light Verse
Caloric Conundrum
The cheesecake in the bakery I want to devour,
dag-gone my crumbling willpower!
It's cherry topping so high,
makes me want to cry.
I walk on past the candy aisle,
and gaze at the cereal shelves awhile.
Euell Gibbon's "sticks and...
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Categories:
caloric, funny, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Saint Peyote of the Buttoned Down Shirt
Pray for us St. Mushroom of the Holy Sin
Keep our fingers free from sticky things
And safe from anxiety of the open hole
In the middle of the doughnut where it belongs
Deliver us twelve of them...
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Categories:
caloric, appreciation, corruption, food, forgiveness, religious, silly,
Form:
Free verse