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My Jiggling Boobs

since maintaining a diet of exercise heeding "yo dude" (you look like a lady) the inner fitness maven against the temptation of high caloric junk food and nightly snack king on a flexible fitness routine, this LIX aged body electric feels good these myopic eyes and well-calibrated hands measure less dense hood- winking bosom, that if I feigned being a "bared naked lady" - as per this chest lewd city in reference to "man boobs" that seemed to materialize overnight now appear to decrease as well that unwanted "love handle, this chap more inclined tubby in a greater mood to parade around this noncrowded house shirtless AND definitely NOT in public, BUT no weigh Jose would this generic guy go completely nude cuz being self-consciousness of my physique might prompt outsiders to consider me a prude and even during closed bedroom door sexual exploits deter me tibia rude fellow (with average go daddy long legs) and my dangling dipstick smallish (concluding biology screwed) a chap worthy tube he more endowed, though gratitude proffered to same divine cosmic consciousness but as the year's pile up appreciation of functional faculties alter matts' at tee 'tude accepting physical characteristics more or less static hoe ping belive mass elf ya wood.

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