Long Bumper Poems
Long Bumper Poems. Below are the most popular long Bumper by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Bumper poems by poem length and keyword.
Just -- Trust Me - 1st Half Text Plus Full AudioHere's the deal, folks...
This is, as indicated, the 2nd HALF of this fairly lengthy poem. Due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations, this piece had to be posted in 2 parts.
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Categories:
bumper, car, funny, humor,
Form:
Narrative
PrefaceGreetings to those who would willingly seek admission to theater of the absurd. Zoltan Goliath and Otis Trench are masters of the avant-garde genre silent musicals for the imaginary stage, an art form sui generis....
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Categories:
bumper, allegory, literature,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Doppler Radar Killed Our Classic Car - 1st Half As Text Plus Full AudioHere's the scoop, friends...
This is, as indicated, the 1st HALF of this fairly lengthy poem. The 2nd half had to be posted separately due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations. No other way...
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Categories:
bumper, car,
Form:
Narrative
Doppler Radar Killed Our Classic Car - 2nd Half As Text Plus Full AudioHere's the deal, folks...
This is, as indicated, the 2nd HALF of this fairly lengthy poem. Due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations, this piece had to be posted in 2 parts.
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Categories:
bumper, car,
Form:
Narrative
Crop Failure - Bitter HarvestThe past can’t tell the future; I'd almost forgotten this,
The past six years had brought me higher yields than average,
Though expectations soared, now nada, nothing, zilch.
Our wheat fields decimated from the lack of rain.
And those...
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Categories:
bumper, anti bullying, bible, faith, life, love,
Form:
Free verse
Goodbye and good riddance 2023Goodbye and good riddance 2023
Commencement writing this poem
began December 31st: 2:24 PM
ended December 31st: 03:53 PM.
The best geriatric effort I apply
twittering, ushering, and
albeit wheezing Auld Lang Syne
crocodile done deed tear
will yours truly cry
bidding,...
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Categories:
bumper, anniversary, anxiety, celebration, conflict, crush, firework, new
Form:
Rhyme
I Can'T Breathe - a RantI CAN’T BREATHE
I am being suffocated by causes.
Will we march Quixote-like
enraged by the spinning of the windmills?
We protest the wars carrying placards
while expecting others to carry arms,
praise God and worship Jesus while
condemning all others to...
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Categories:
bumper, abuse, corruption, environment, religion, rights,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Fruit LeatherYou bite that apple!
Give it a go, put on a show
There is no shame
You said shame is a sham
And clams are happy
Do they hop or skip?
Tripping along the seafloor
Playing hopscotch
Eating numbers like cookies
Chips Ahoy!
Sleeve after...
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Categories:
bumper, fruit, humor, satire,
Form:
Free verse
Bumpersticker EpiphanyI'm behind a dull white Chevy sedan
developing a lived-in look
while waiting for a greener light
With more than sufficient time
to read two rather ragged bumper stickers
in radical red,
relentless white,
and smoky blue.
The left side message
right in front...
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Categories:
bumper, christian, community, culture, earth, health, peace, religion,
Form:
Political Verse
Grim reaper forever guaranteed eternal plentiful harvestGrim reaper forever guaranteed eternal plentiful harvest
the following written
for no particular rhyme nor reason
quite aware the exit (stage door left)
allows, enables, to provide every season
with a bumper crop of dead souls.
many mortals beseechingly
lift...
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Categories:
bumper, 12th grade, absence, angel, atheist, birth, death,
Form:
Rhyme
The Lemon Type GardenTHE LEMON TYPE GARDEN
The Players. (in order of appearance)
Freddie Fastfoot (The Rabbit)
Felicity Flutterby. (The Butterfly)
Joshua Jumpahop (The Grasshopper)
Chloe Crafteneye (The Fox)
Benjamin Buzzenbee (The Bumble Bee)
Oscar Oakenut (The Squirrel)
Molly Maggenprop (The Magpie)
Christopher Croakalot (The...
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Categories:
bumper, fantasy, myth, nature,
Form:
Rhyme
A Letter To Robert SimmonsDearest Robert Simmons,
You will always be a part of me.
You probably don't even remember who I am.
You have been with me in my mind, heart, and soul for the past 6 months. since the day...
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Categories:
bumper, anxiety,
Form:
Free verse
The Little Master, Sachin TendulkarThe Little Master, Sachin Tendulkar
At Wankhede Stadium in Mumbai,
The Little Master chose to say good-bye;
His Rembrandtesque canvass hat shading eyes,
He whispered thanks up to high-open skies.
Gods spurned earth but...
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Categories:
bumper, character, courage, endurance, inspirational love, sports, tribute,
Form:
Ballad
The Way SideThey left their lovely home to fulfill a promise that was not found, one big happy family board up their house pack their luggage in the back of a truck and went in search of...
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Categories:
bumper, business, community, environment, international, nature, river, voyage,
Form:
Narrative
Who's Got TroubleI’ve never put a candidate’s bumper sticker on my car before—
why not take sides—what are you waiting for?
Death puts a stop to daily low intensity warfare but in the meantime—
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Categories:
bumper, america, art, city, dog, science, war, water,
Form:
Verse
Ill Suited For Madcap Twenty First Century WorldIll suited for madcap twenty first century world
One garden variety generic male - the
very writer of these words feels akin
to an anachronism, whereby his being
alive at this juncture within the space/
time continuum (July 29th, 2022...
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Categories:
bumper, absence, adventure, america, analogy, angst, books, confusion,
Form:
Free verse
Sliders of Candaharthe 400 undercover cops
that have been trained to solve your drug problem
that you don't recognise creeping across your land
gaining information and proof
the cult of cartoons to mark you for what you are
1st things first
your precinct...
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Categories:
bumper, warpeople, time, angel, angel, people, time, drug,
Form:
Free verse
A Big Hunk of LoveI just love looking at him. All 160 pound of our beautiful 10 year old dog.
He is a big hunk of love and every day he makes me happy.
He protects us, entertains us, obeys us...
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Categories:
bumper, dog,
Form:
Prose
My Goal Is SafetyThe generic-brand black and white bumper sticker
on the commercial passenger van announces
MY GOAL IS SAFETY.
I immediately know this cannot be the van driver’s intent,
much less praxis,
so boldly bald-tire displayed,
MY SOLE GOAL FOR BEING HERE...
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Categories:
bumper, culture, earth, health, humanity, humor, political, psychological,
Form:
Political Verse
The Graffiti of Middle EarthOr Bored With The Rings
Carved into a tree in Mirkwood:
Watch out for Treebeard, girls. He's fast!
On a restroom wall in the Shire:
Hoo boy! that Bilbo Baggins,
I'm so tired of His Naggins.
Scribbled on the pink...
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Categories:
bumper, cool, fairy, gender, nonsense, satire, word play,
Form:
List
Rollercoaster On the SceneryRollercoaster On The Scenery
Life rolled along on another day’s roller coaster
Two steel rails and rubber wheels forged the way
Speeding along a narrow path from mountain top
Shadowing the vast lake below in green
Left bank is scenic...
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Categories:
bumper, adventure, change, fantasy, happiness, imagery, life, mountains,
Form:
Free verse
King of FruitsDurians As king Of Fruits
When it is fruits season locally, everywhere there is an abundant display of all kinds of fruits…
In any given location, you’ll be spoilt for choices given the wide selection of fruits…
Of...
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Categories:
bumper, addiction, appreciation, community, food, fruit, joy, sensual,
Form:
Light Verse
Vail ColoradoI've ran the vail several times over 20yrs. But this night is different. This night,I would get
the experience of my life. Some call me crazy. Well,I must be because I sure wasn't
expecting what...
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Categories:
bumper, adventure, life, love, worknight, snow, me, night,
Form:
Narrative
Life Is ShoutingThe cactus hoovers like a bully daring to be touched. ...
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Categories:
bumper, flower, garden,
Form:
Personification
Hurt But No RegretsWalking home from the bus stop, with a little girl.
I did this every day, and I was really sure,
That everything would be just fine, like every other day,
But little did I know, that this was...
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Categories:
bumper, loss, recovery from...mom, me, home, home, may,
Form:
I do not know?