Kraft Poems - Poems about Kraft

..."Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers…" Every time I hear a kid recite this twisted rhyme, I'm 'minded how 'gainst Mother Nature it's a crime. What that peck of peppers was no one can te......Read the rest...

...in heyday making caramel apples care-a-mel or car-mel that waters the mouth sticks to the teeth deliciously wrapped around a rotund apple sour or sweet my kids would unwrap each kraft cara......Read the rest...

...Kraft Macaroni and Cheese and Chef Boy-Ar-Dee boxed pizza If I had a dollar for every time I ate these two as a child I could probably buy a desk, a computer, and a lava lamp If it was not quite......Read the rest...

...Ever received a refund from the government For excitement nothing even comes close Totally flipped out danced around like an idiot Even kissed my sister how gross! Going out on the town......Read the rest...

...When Kraft Dinner was 12 cents a box And movies were 90 cents each whatta shock Them days is long gone Today's a different song Now it costs 5 bucks for just one sock......Read the rest...

...*NOTE: (Her name is actually pronounced Jo-anne) My Aunt Joan, with dark sparkling eyes, was my FUN aunt! The baby girl of her family (my mother was the eldest), Joan and her husband Clifford l......Read the rest...

...At times Kraft Dinner just ain't enough Son Scottie adds the kitchen sink and stuff Puts hair on your chest Though not on ladies breasts Sure not alluring and can cause them to blush<>...Read the rest...

...I thought to myself. What an Odd feeling? Looking out at the Crowd and thinking... they're Here to see me. I could certainly Pack a house. As a prairie boy From Saskatoon... it doesn't get ......Read the rest...

...Life is a scrabble game sometimes you have aggravation It’s a risk and can cause a lot of trouble some things are taboo Robert Kraft has a monopoly but was caught in a mouse trap It was a sting op......Read the rest...

...Hot pie crust rolled out practically paper-flat Sprinkled lavishly with cinnamon and sugar, Red Kool-aide made with real sugar, So sweet your teeth can barely stand it, More cool tasty Frenc......Read the rest...

...There are times Kraft Dinner just ain't good enough Son Scottie adds the kitchen sink and other stuff Puts hair on your chest Not on ladies breasts Sure not alluring and can cause them t......Read the rest...

...My first grandchild was turning three, sweet girl with a motherly bent. The perfect present seemed to be a dollhouse; so, shopping we went. She found one not by accident - real bells for the fro......Read the rest...

...My first grandchild was turning three, sweet girl with a motherly bent. The perfect present seemed to be a dollhouse; so, shopping we went. She found one not by accident - real bells for the fro......Read the rest...

...My sweetest princess, I would never lie to you (except for when it keeps me out of trouble). "As for my financial state, I am far wealthier than my magazine publishing family "McCalls". (no relati......Read the rest...

...MY SWEETEST PRINCESS I WOULD NEVER LIE TO YOU(except for when it keeps me out of trouble) AS FOR MY FINANCIAL STATE I AM FAR WEALTHIER THAN MY MAGAZINE PUBLISHING FAMILY "McCALLS" (no relation) ......Read the rest...