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Even Kissed My Sister

Ever received a refund from the government For excitement nothing even comes close Totally flipped out danced around like an idiot Even kissed my sister how gross! Going out on the town gonna eat like a piggie Gonna drink till I lose my sight Probably spend a bunch then spend some more Till I'm eating Kraft Dinner every night What good fortune seems like I've won the lottery But with my luck they've made a error Mixed me up with some guy down the street Who resides at 1060, Unit Four Now that I've blown the budget for the year I'll be moving from my current residence Maybe disappear pitch a tent in the woods Eat blackberries from this day hence Ever received a refund from the government Please listen to this friendly advice Make sure they haven't screwed you around Before you blow the rest on your life!

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Bill Baker

Date: 3/12/2022 5:29:00 PM

I keep telling everyone, "Nothing is free", there's always someone that has to pay. If the government gives you money, they have to get it back some how to balance the budget. "No free lunch" folks. Bill

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/13/2022 4:36:00 AM

So true so true... we are only pawns in the chess game of life! (that was deep eh?) Cheers, Jack!

Gwen Benita Mason Gibbs

Date: 3/12/2022 11:41:00 AM

Hey Jack you absolutely got that right, I love it.

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/12/2022 11:49:00 AM

Big thanks Gwen! Ya hoo! Had fun with one... Hugs and stuff! Love, me to you! XOX

Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 3/12/2022 11:00:00 AM

Hello Happy Jack, I hoe that this is just a poem. Yes wiith money like that should be put into the bank account. For just in case. Love, Darlene xxxx-oooo.

Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 3/13/2022 3:36:00 PM

Hello Happy jack, money for the future always. Love, Darlene xxxx-oooo.

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/12/2022 11:54:00 AM

Money for the future always! Love, Jack! XOXOX

L Milton Hankins

Date: 3/12/2022 9:48:00 AM

Excellent advice, Jack. When I received the $1400 pandemic relief (or whatever it was) I was afraid to spend it, so I put it in my savings account, so when the government demanded their money back I could pay it.

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/12/2022 10:03:00 AM

LOL Leave it there... don't take chances!!! Have a good one my friend!

Tom Cunningham

Date: 3/12/2022 6:36:00 AM

Lol, I got a spare room Jack, we'd have a blast, hit the town Tom

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/12/2022 6:45:00 AM

LOL If you're serious will be on the next available flight! Hey Haw!!! Have a good one my long time friend!!!