Klutzy Poems - Poems about Klutzy

I cannot be trusted to walk

...I fell over a chair, a table and a TV
Jabberwocky fiddlesticks, I am klutzy old me!
Hit my head on the table, knocked myself out on the floor.
I do not believe I can be trusted to walk any more....

A Fresh New Day

...Yesterday was a tough day
A Headache day
a Klutzy day
a delete an important email day
a delete a poem I hadn't saved day
a brain fog on migraine meds kind of day
a trumble down a few stairs kin...

Black cat

...Black cat, who blends with the night
Who’s blur conquered my fears at twilight

A gorgeous being, a witches trusting companion
Please guide me on the path to wisdom

Reveal your secrets, show m...

Maid For The Ungrateful

...She's thirty-three, single,
her Mom babysits her
five year old son.
She reassures herself it's
just two more hours,
then it's the blessed weekend.
Which means delicious sleep.
She has no nest ...

Santa's Christmas Eve

...Santa Claus was bellowing, things were wacked,
the giant red sleigh was packed,
the reindeer weren't harnessed up,
he stomped in the snow, broke his cocoa cup.

Suddenly, there in the far end of...

If I Had a Star

...If I had a star in my pocket 
I don’t know if I would say a word;
Perhaps a smile and just let it shine;
When I’m klutzy just make a quick wish;

Keep a little fuel from that rocket 
as strands...

Gobble

...Gobble 

Gobble gobble, 
that's what they say, 
nearly every day... 
I go out to greet them. 
I go out to meet them. 
I go out to feed them, 
I need them, 
as they make me laugh. 

They ar...

Not So Friendly Discussions

...Alfredo always abhorred angry approaches
After an amigo accosted after an argument
And, afterward, Alfredo abstained arguing,

Because blackening bruises betrayed blather
Berniccio b...

Writer's Block

...Wringing Withering Words
        Rhymes Remotely Rhetoric 
        Inherently Irritating Irony
        Tying Tattered Trajectories
        Enticing Ethereal Echoes 
        Relinquishing Ruined ...

Mister Klutz

...Time for some funnies
Now what shall I write?
About klutzy old Jackles?
Should be a delight!

Been quite renowned
For his blunders at times
Here are a few
Of his more classical kind!
...

Damn Anticipatory Anxiety Affliction

...Damn anticipatory anxiety affliction...
trumps volition (mine) to don employee hat!

Until the grim reaper
whisks yours truly away
common joe just biden his time
chronologically old fogey
(alb...

The Ungifted Groom

...My name is unimportant, 
I can barely speak out loud.
Your beauty strikes my heart
And I am in a cloud

I love you, pretty lady. 
More than the woman that works at Denny’s.
Your hair is like f...

Lickety Splits

...Look this is not a ‘Bang Up To The Elephant’ poem

It splits licks like ‘Bit Buttered Up The Bacon’ but

Come on don’t we poets like forgotten phrases

Klutzy Kai is not ‘Smothering A Parrot’ d...

No Tell No 'Mo

...

Pick up the plaid skirt curly,
ride to the rave party on the down low
Sneak out the lame pimple place early,
take the cutie to the Hush Hush ‘Mo ‘Mo
Trying to act playa Romeo ... like ...

Love Potion Number 9

...Wearing thick glasses
and braces on her buck teeth,
Professor Harriet carried
her pile of books while accidentally 
stepping into the wet cement,
going into her lab to go wash up,
afterwards sh...

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