Klutzy Poems - Poems about Klutzy

...She's thirty-three, single, her Mom babysits her five year old son. She reassures herself it's just two more hours, then it's the blessed weekend. Which means delicious sleep. She has no nest ......Read the rest...

...Santa Claus was bellowing, things were wacked, the giant red sleigh was packed, the reindeer weren't harnessed up, he stomped in the snow, broke his cocoa cup. Suddenly, there in the far end of......Read the rest...

...If I had a star in my pocket I don’t know if I would say a word; Perhaps a smile and just let it shine; When I’m klutzy just make a quick wish; Keep a little fuel from that rocket as strands......Read the rest...

...Gobble Gobble gobble, that's what they say, nearly every day... I go out to greet them. I go out to meet them. I go out to feed them, I need them, as they make me laugh. They ar......Read the rest...

...Alfredo always abhorred angry approaches After an amigo accosted after an argument And, afterward, Alfredo abstained arguing, Because blackening bruises betrayed blather Berniccio b......Read the rest...

...Wringing Withering Words Rhymes Remotely Rhetoric Inherently Irritating Irony Tying Tattered Trajectories Enticing Ethereal Echoes Relinquishing Ruined ......Read the rest...

...Time for some funnies Now what shall I write? About klutzy old Jackles? Should be a delight! Been quite renowned For his blunders at times Here are a few Of his more classical kind! ......Read the rest...

...Damn anticipatory anxiety affliction... trumps volition (mine) to don employee hat! Until the grim reaper whisks yours truly away common joe just biden his time chronologically old fogey (alb......Read the rest...

...My name is unimportant, I can barely speak out loud. Your beauty strikes my heart And I am in a cloud I love you, pretty lady. More than the woman that works at Denny’s. Your hair is like f......Read the rest...

...Look this is not a ‘Bang Up To The Elephant’ poem It splits licks like ‘Bit Buttered Up The Bacon’ but Come on don’t we poets like forgotten phrases Klutzy Kai is not ‘Smothering A Parrot’ d......Read the rest...

... Pick up the plaid skirt curly, ride to the rave party on the down low Sneak out the lame pimple place early, take the cutie to the Hush Hush ‘Mo ‘Mo Trying to act playa Romeo ... like ......Read the rest...

...Wearing thick glasses and braces on her buck teeth, Professor Harriet carried her pile of books while accidentally stepping into the wet cement, going into her lab to go wash up, afterwards sh......Read the rest...

...Once there was a Klutzy Duck Had problems day and night – yuck Until he came across a young Dragon that was also out of luck They started a conversation and found that both had incidences that suc......Read the rest...

...Dragon went to the mailbox this morn, And he came excitedly flying back, yes, toward the house… So Now, you should… be doubly, doubly, doubly forewarned. Yep! Now, you GOTTA know… We’re in for a......Read the rest...

...A scarlet letter and a silent one Transparent “A” on my forehead Never seen, but you will know it’s there Or see its effect, I can only fake it so long Dad lives in a relative solitude; just wh......Read the rest...