Short Klutzy Poems
Short Klutzy Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Klutzy by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Klutzy by length and keyword.
I fell over a chair, a table and a TV
Jabberwocky fiddlesticks, I am klutzy old me!
Hit my head on the table, knocked myself out on the floor.
I do not believe I can be trusted to walk any more.
If I had a star in my pocket
I don’t know if I would say a word;
Perhaps a smile and just let it shine;
When I’m klutzy just make a quick wish;
Keep a little fuel from that rocket
as strands of cosmos hurl me forward.
If I was eleven feet tall
I would happily play basketball
but since I’m a shrimp and can barely run
and not throw a ball, I am not much fun
No one wants me on their team today
Everyone boos when I decide to play
Not on my team! They say with malice
I’d rather have klutzy weird old Alice
Yesterday was a tough day
A Headache day
a Klutzy day
a delete an important email day
a delete a poem I hadn't saved day
a brain fog on migraine meds kind of day
a trumble down a few stairs kind of day
a missed Orchestra kind of day
but Today will be a better day
Starting off with determination for a fresh, new day!
Letter 'K'
Kaleidoscopic aura kindles the kunstvoll dawn sky,
God's kingly artistry kneaded in the lapis lazuli,
Kissed by the sun, kinesthetic earth feels klutzy,
Light rays knock gently on day's door,
This knockout scene would make anyone kneel
Or keel over in kitschy joy ~
A keen reminder of the glory of the Kingdom to come.
I knocked over another glass of water today
wait
today it was only a bit of water and lots of ice
If I had a nickel for every glass I had knocked over lately
I could refinish my bathroom floor with nickels
I could never trust myself with a glass of juice
Hoping those sticky messes are behind me
Especially grape juice
I won’t even allow that in the house
It stains everything
Wringing Withering Words
Rhymes Remotely Rhetoric
Inherently Irritating Irony
Tying Tattered Trajectories
Enticing Ethereal Echoes
Relinquishing Ruined Rhymes
Stubbornly sitting stalwartly
Busily Busting Brain
Limiting, Losing. Lackluster
Ostensibly Ordering Oracles
Crumbling Cursive Curlicues
Klutzy Kerfuffle Kaleidoscope