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Keeping Up With The Joneses
Keeping Up With The Joneses Poems - Poems about Keeping Up With The Joneses
Keeping up with the Joneses, who are weird
...Because I'd been good for a very long while, my parents decided to buy me a crocodile. Then all the kids on the block thought I really did rock. Till two weeks later, another kid’s parents decid......
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Rio Jansen
Categories:
keeping up with the joneses,
10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Light Verse
Ashen faced Prometheus aghast at inferno gone awry
...Ashen faced Prometheus aghast at inferno gone awry Whether arsonist at fault or confluence of ripe conditions triggering perfect firestorm, the titan of fire beside himself with misery, though......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
keeping up with the joneses,
cry, environment, fire, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
For the Woman Having Menses
...For the woman having menses A high demand on her senses. “I’d better I took no chances That embarrassment enhances.” A keeping up with the Joneses On matters of strict hygiene, Sometimes mistak......
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Chinedum Ekwobi
Categories:
keeping up with the joneses,
baby, cry, health, woman,
Form:
Rhyme
Colors of Confusion
...Colors of Confusion Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Blue, I feel blue as I stare into an idea confused by the new: Divided States of America. Formally the United States of America. Epstein’s ......
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Lisa Pearlman-Mason
Categories:
keeping up with the joneses,
political,
Form:
Free verse
Comparison Trap
...Keeping up with the Joneses What I see is what I want Trapped in a comparison trap Never ending loop of haunt If only this then I’ll be happy Easy to oversimplify Grass is always greener ......
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Mike Oleary
Categories:
keeping up with the joneses,
encouraging, motivation,
Form:
Rhyme
Keeping Up With the Joneses
...Sammy Skelton, a sorry bag of bones Tried to keep up with Johnny 'Crossbone' Jones He practiced grim groans Produced awful moans Yet never did improve his muscle tone......
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Gershon Wolf
Categories:
keeping up with the joneses,
body, cry, halloween,
Form:
Limerick
I Am Pretty Confident Until
...Some people like keeping up with the Joneses I do not know any Joneses who could keep up with me So I have elected to keep up with the gnomes How absurdly difficult could that task be? I like w......
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Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
keeping up with the joneses,
2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Unique
...I met a young woman, she was unique but found it a bit hard to speak. She said, because people think she's a freak, she had no support from her friends, they were too busy calling her a geek. ......
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Milton Robertson
Categories:
keeping up with the joneses,
adventure, appreciation, beautiful, blessing,
Form:
Rhyme
A No Answer Machine
...A no answer machine Our basic instincts are to find love and run through the woods. From the tree’s we climb down to walk like a man; No longer on all fours. Now we do not need to give thanks......
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Aa Harvey
Categories:
keeping up with the joneses,
art, break up, love,
Form:
Bio
Priority Disorder
...Keeping up with the Joneses Tit for tat Caught up in competition "You got this? I'll get that" Let me 1up you Everything an attack "Whatever you do, I have to fight back" Destroying ourse......
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Ashley Chanel
Categories:
keeping up with the joneses,
conflict, corruption, family, friendship,
Form:
Rhyme
Green With Envy
...Keeping up with the "Joneses" leads nowhere- You discover quickly that Life isn't fair! Be content with the Life that is your own... If you have what you need you shouldn't bemoan- Not everyone c......
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Stefanie Miller
Categories:
keeping up with the joneses,
destiny, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Addiction
...Addiction What is my purpose I am a person of value yet I'm so worthless Keeping up with the Joneses is it really all worth it? I don't think so! Everyday is the same I know I shouldn't com......
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Kim Andreasen
Categories:
keeping up with the joneses,
forgiveness, life, on work
Form:
Rhyme
Crooked Crooks, Babbling Brook
...In this crooked chair i sit at this crooked table at this crooked desk and write my crooked thoughts looking out the crooked window out onto the crooked crooked street thinking about how crooke......
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Troy Jeremy Nelson
Categories:
keeping up with the joneses,
art, confusion, depression, funny,
Form:
Free verse