I Am Pretty Confident Until

Some people like keeping up with the Joneses I do not know any Joneses who could keep up with me So I have elected to keep up with the gnomes How absurdly difficult could that task be? I like wearing leggings, and I have no height I love gardens, faerie houses,and toadstools you see. I am pretty confident I can keep up until FFFT! They begin rapidly disappearing in front of me. I scrunch up my face, and concentrate ridiculously hard. What about keeping up with faeries? Fairies begin to giggle. I have not giggled in a long long time, annoying my own petard. How about a dragon fly, I think as I begin my wing-trying-out wiggle.