Kazoo Poems - Poems about Kazoo

You Tube Kazoo

Elmer Fudd learned how to play the kazoo
He felt he needed to do something new
   First he would inhale
   Then he would turn pale
Oops! His kazoo was a You Tube taboo

Categories: kazoo, music, silly,
Form: Limerick

What He Could Do With a Kazoo

There once was a hippie played a kazoo
He'd make that kazoo do things it couldn't do --
   It would sound like a horn
   From Louie Armstrong torn --
He'd play taps on a harmonica too

Categories: kazoo, music, nostalgia,
Form: Limerick

The Art of Kazoo

There once was an emigrant from Peru
Who couldn't master the art of kazoo---
  It got stuck in his gums
  He poured in some rum---
And now he can play 'Toodle-oo.'

Categories: kazoo, humorous, silly,
Form: Limerick

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Death Metal Kazoo

Growing up I always had
Some very special friends
Where we shared in everything
Even our love for Heavy Death Metal Bands

But every time one of us
Pick up an instrument
Whether banging, blowing, or strumming
We never made a lick of sense

That is until we found the jewel
That we all could play
Which turned around our tender lives
And tenderized us all

Categories: kazoo, funny, humor,
Form: Light Verse

My Kazoo

Going through some of those old winter blues
Not uncommon in Canada no sun in our view
For months on end
A mood light is my friend
Brightens my mood as I play my kazoo


© Jack Ellison 2016

Categories: kazoo, fun,
Form: Limerick

The Kazoo

I was sleeping, soundly sleeping
When I heard a loud kazoo
Then I wondered, “What was that noise?” 
That had brought my dreams askew
So I got up and I went searching, searching for the loud kazoo
When I found nothing, I thought “Good, now I can start my dreams anew.”

Only half an hour passed before I heard the

Categories: kazoo, writing,
Form: Lyric