Elmer Fudd learned how to play the kazoo
He felt he needed to do something new
First he would inhale
Then he would turn pale
Oops! His kazoo was a You Tube taboo
There once was a hippie played a kazoo
He'd make that kazoo do things it couldn't do --
It would sound like a horn
From Louie Armstrong torn --
He'd play taps on a harmonica too
There once was an emigrant from Peru
Who couldn't master the art of kazoo---
It got stuck in his gums
He poured in some rum---
And now he can play 'Toodle-oo.'
Going through some of those old winter blues
Not uncommon in Canada no sun in our view
For months on end
A mood light is my friend
Brightens my mood as I play my kazoo
© Jack Ellison 2016