Short Kazoo Poems
Short Kazoo Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Kazoo by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Kazoo by length and keyword.
There once was an emigrant from Peru
Who couldn't master the art of kazoo---
It got stuck in his gums
He poured in some rum---
And now he can play 'Toodle-oo.'
Elmer Fudd learned how to play the kazoo
He felt he needed to do something new
First he would inhale
Then he would turn pale
Oops! His kazoo was a You Tube taboo
There once was a hippie played a kazoo
He'd make that kazoo do things it couldn't do --
It would sound like a horn
From Louie Armstrong torn --
He'd play taps on a harmonica too
Going through some of those old winter blues
Not uncommon in Canada no sun in our view
For months on end
A mood light is my friend
Brightens my mood as I play my kazoo
© Jack Ellison 2016