Top of the Morning Monorhyme

Top of the Morning to you It is a beautiful day, right cousin Lou? Until the parade starts, what shall we do? We have to entertain ourselves ‘til two. My idea is to buy corned beef for Sue. She is the best cook in Kalamazoo. While it is on simmer, here is what we will do Round up your harmonica and my kazoo Top of the morning to you Bonnie McDew Want to watch the parade with us at two? You’ve invited too many women already said Lou. Mrs. McLeary’s cow Bessie went “moo!” I asked Bessie “Where is your cousin Stew?” They were always getting into trouble, these two. The horse tried to tattle, but his super long snout grew. So I knew he was lying about Bessie and Stew.