Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a romp together In their hearts they felt the thrill Of a wild roll in the heather Up jumped Jill with voice so shrill Oh Jack,Oh Jack , forgive me ,dear I did not this morn take my pill And you will know what I now fear With Roe V Wade no longer allowed We will both now be under a cloud Now you must say what you would rather Will you do a runner or be a father? If you really love me ,you will remain To rear our child and ease my pain Up Jack got and home did trot To pack, never to be seen again OR Up Jack got and home did trot As fast as he could caper to pack his case and away did race In case she claimed he'd tried to rape her.