Insult Poems - Poems about Insult

...When life puts in you in these cages, where you meet people of different rages, and faces, it makes you seem horrible. I noticed you shirt which reminded me of the clothes my dad buys to dir......Read the rest...

...Comedic moments when some people talk harshly about things they couldn't understand It's like trying to criticize the ground where they stand Without understanding how it came to be Even dirt o......Read the rest...

...Don't insult yourself by believing that others are dumb just because you are dumb. For sure, there are others who can do what you can't and there are those who can do things excellently, like writing......Read the rest...

...A scientist said to his mate “We came from the line of primate!” Said one of the men, While waving his pen, “Refer to yourself, not us, mate.” An ape heard the scientist say That men share th......Read the rest...

...DAVIDO AND WIZKID IN THE UFC ~~~~~ In the octagon with flair, they stand, Davido and Wizkid, a musical blend, Their lyrical punches are flying free, In the UFC of harmony.4 Their verses cl......Read the rest...

...April 20—Standup Comedy – The Insult Comedy Tour! How and why he Remains so popular With some Americans Remains a mystery. He remains me Of an old-time insult Comedian, Don Rickles ......Read the rest...

... Sometimes I think My computer is plotting against me And only me! Trying deliberately to drive me mad. My computer knows When I am busy, Then it throws a hissy fit. Constantly Crashing......Read the rest...

...I wanna trade in my stubby spindleshanks..., (a poor excuse for legs), and get me the latest sophisticated prosthetics advancements, whereat integration of cultured stem cells into custom made......Read the rest...

... I Friend, whatever brought your life to end had no appetite for mouse flesh, nudged your small gray body on its side with a thorough sniff and left your corpse exposed on the asphalt path, ......Read the rest...

... "Welcome to my domain. You are here because despite my repeated warnings, you dared to insult me with your presence. You came looking for a fight, right? How tragically ignorant of you.......Read the rest...

...Do you know what it feels like when your dad leaves to go get the milk and comes back with a gun and some vengeance? No? Well me neither. See look, being funny is hard. Some people don’t like your......Read the rest...

...A rhino's eyesight is really myopic, Perhaps that's what makes him so misanthropic. His hearing and reflexes, though, are sublime, He can turn on a nickel and stop on a dime. The projection that ......Read the rest...

... In 1755 a British army medical surgeon Richard Shuckburgh, while campaigning in Rensselaer New York, penned the nursery rhyme Yankee Doodle. This was used to mock the Colonists by the......Read the rest...

...*A very loose form of Limerick, but Mabel deserves lots of syllables. There once was a waitress with the name of Mabel Who used her bosom as a restaurant table Beneath her d......Read the rest...

...Don’t insult me by leaving flowers when I’m cold, Wrapped in earth unlived and old, Something I can’t smell or hold, Might as well be crates of gold, Just leave the flowers in the shop! Don’t......Read the rest...