"Thou a cacodemon" jeered the crowd.
She heard all those voices , clear and loud.
They stormed and cowed her down.
All they wanted was to see her drown.
Tired of all the incessant goad.
She chose to lurk in her abode.
She's now another dancing clown.
With griefs that weigh her down. ??
I mean you know I am not sure because mom used to say I am fat but the doctor said I am healthy.
You know but you said once you weigh 61.
But do you feel insulted when you look at me and then you try to reflect to it to you.
You don't look like me you know.
Don't worry about that.
When we were at the Park and sat at these scale things were you can woop around they were kinda straight you know so when we both sat there I found it cool how even it was.
You don't need to feel ugly after I said: ,,Do you weight the same like me?",
I mean if you did.
You know you are a boy you can eat how much you want that's good for you.
You need that.
But I am a girl.
So I really hope you didn't felt anything after that.
Comedic moments when some people talk harshly about things they couldn't understand
It's like trying to criticize the ground where they stand
Without understanding how it came to be
Even dirt on their faces, they could not see
Don't insult yourself by believing that others are dumb just because you are dumb. For sure, there are others who can do what you can't and there are those who can do things excellently, like writing.
Thinking that others can't just because you can't is a self insult.
April 20—Standup Comedy – The Insult Comedy Tour!
How and why he
Remains so popular
With some Americans
Remains a mystery.
He remains me
Of an old-time insult
Comedian, Don Rickles
Who was infamous
For insulting his audience
Who loved his edgy comic stylings,
As he cruelly mocked
everything and everyone.
But, over time, people got tired
of his routine
And his style of humor faded away
But he has resurrected
The insult comedy routine.
Going to his rallies
Is akin to a religious revival
For some people.
They delight in being
Part of his whole mad
Carnival scene.
but for many of us
the T comedy tour
is no longer funny
if it ever was.
Who only considers self first
With an ego never reversed
A will to exploit
With skill so adroit
Is a thing that Trump has rehearsed
The U.S. cadaver-in-chief
Has a son con artist and thief
Put Hunter in Trump's cell
Where they'd sit for a spell
On toilets without the gold leaf
Authors note: i'm not fond of selfish/corrupt people. There are so many wonderful denizens on the planet...why should any of the bad ones who have money get away with illegal and immoral acts?
What was that you said?
I wish you would repeat it.
What, cat got your tongue?
A long stare at one is plain insult:
I’ve never done that to an adult,
Even one in his dying Renault,
Badly harassing him with some fault,
Wanting to end up in their own vault
Or owner dispatch to his own vault…
But should one adult spare insults,
Who has been offering open assaults
And could on a youth use catapults
With all their devastating results?
Indeed, respect is reciprocal:
On this never stop being the vocal,
Your stand points incisively focal,
Whether in town or a place local…
This for the consumption of the child
Beginning to sprout wings a bit wild…
These days good cars oddly somersault,
So this jeep you keep ridding of fault
Big cash you shall be getting plus malt;
Journey time I might speed catapult;
Now,alive and kicking,next in vault...
My dear wife won't fancy the result:
Sure to her hit like rudest insult
Today,jeeps could neatly somersault
And I mean the serviced for cursed fault
But their mechanics neatly assault,
Their Goliaths kill with catapult
If you can,you should this bravely halt
Here cars are the meals and you the salt.
Those who make ethnic boxes on forms we must check.
Who of those get lost in life's shuffle who holds the deck?
Irk! It's insanity, those who think Jesus loves them most.
Long live humanity—Armenia was the first Christian host!
There are those who use Christianity to end their rant.
They use it only to put forth their political slant.
Those who blame the government and stir up a fuss.
Weren’t they taught early on the government is us?
Those who say they're sorry but show no remorse.
Then do the same things while they ride their high horse.
I want to tell you lastly
The smell of you is ghastly.
That dirty green hearse (the
first one I'd ever seen)
Mushed through traffic
Like a Notre Dame back
on a muddy field.
Dripped slush, tears
Aiming straight down
A hollow cheek
and left to mingle
unnoticed on concrete,
And flung salty sleet
Bathing me in half-hearted
insult,
Two miles from no-land
And a scented corpse.
slightly edited June 30, 2021
Don't throw me insults
in the form of embers ...
I might as well deviate
and not be hit ...
But your poor hands,
they could be burned ...!
He called up the contact
The contact gave his name and number
The number was a familiar one
Old Nick's address 666
The name needed verifying
Biatch Wanker
Can you spell it again?
The line was bad
Remember son
Gothic music is the best
And Satan is a heavy metal God
See you at the gig
Dress in black...
Insult Added To Injury and Perjury
Trump was an insult added to injury,
And person who committed perjury;
A total insult,
Is final result,
And his imbecilic brain needs surgery.
Jim Horn
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