Best Insult Poems

That dirty green hearse (the
     first one I'd ever seen)
Mushed through traffic
Like a Notre Dame back
     on a muddy field.
Dripped slush, tears
Aiming straight down
A hollow cheek
     and left to mingle
   ...

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insult
hidden in the curve
of a smile...

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To whom kicks llamas
Action reflector reply
Sticky face ingrate...

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her cold crimson corpse

into the heart that loved him . . .

he now twists the knife


Written 4/9/15 by Andrea Dietrich
For the Get Your Senryu On Poetry Contest of Judy Konos...

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*Written as my hands are still burning from picking this vile vegetable*

"An Okra Insult"
        By Rachel Heffington

My wrath is on thee, Okra
I would dearly love to choke ya'
If you hadn't quite so many little hairs.
For they always make...

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My long lost friend,
from the age of ten,
fell into a sewer stream.

I took his oath,
a matter to us both,
that he'd by me be seen.

A moment later,
a snap of an alligator, 
forced me into the side stream.

the waters quickened,
and narrowed by lost thicken'
hurling us down different...

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Death is due an insult
In fact, it's way past due 
Born out of sin, no next of kin,
No love for life, no reason to.

No positive occupation,
To me it's pretty clear
He goes about with lip stuck out
His business is to interfere

With life and all it's blessing.
He...

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Billy the penguin went to the dentist 
because he didn't take care of his teeth, 
All brown and yellow like a fungal growth on your feet! 
Billy was always snappy and chatty, 
he loved to interrupt, 
Now he felt punished after years of making 
the...

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INSULT   FREE   MUSIC 

It will be  a politer world when we reach the stage
Of  California  never  forgetting  the Little Deuce Coupe, you know, 
And the suntanned  Beach Persons of young age;
Walkin’ ( or perhaps rollin’)...

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I wound myself
Blood dripping
From tears
I cannot control

Misfortune falls
Upon my every step
Crashing to my knees
Now shattered

Limp arms
Grasping for a hand
Too scared
To save a life

Fearful of all
Desiring rest
Just death
Eternal peace...

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(after Robert Desnos)
 
I spit in the eye 
of the father of the bride 
of the blacksmith who made the axe 
with which the lumberjacks 
cut down the big old oak 
with a hundred lusty strokes 
and which they split in half 
and from which...

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scornful,  abusive
you speak,  treat with disrespect 
giving cause offense

rude cause of my face
called me names, other than James
defame militate

it’s cause my skin brown
bad-mouth cast aspersions on
this went on and on 

nineteen seventy
disparage, jailed in small town
cause my step-brother

tried to steal rifle
from off a...

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I'd explain it to you, but you'd never catch on
because I neglected to bring my puppets and crayons....

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Those who make ethnic boxes on forms we must check.
Who of those, which are Iranian/Mexican, oh heck.
Irk! It's insanity, those who think Jesus loves them most.
Long live humanity—Armenia was the first Christian host!
There are those who use Christianity to end their rant.  
They use...

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I want to tell you lastly
The smell of you is ghastly....

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