Igor Poems - Poems about Igor

See the novel anti-Trump signs Protestor created designs Don can't compromise And blurs truth with lies But we author all the best lines...

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Freed from its cell in the hive T-rumposaurus comes alive This monster is back And plans to attack With project twenty twenty-five...

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Why promote wrecking-ball malice Behind the wall of a palace? This callous man sick Acts like a big dick To cover up his small phallus...

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In bed Don loves wearing his gold Where billionaire's come to the fold They need not hold loins But just buy Trump coins While we work till we're dead and old Trump’s deals concern what he can break It’s how this Don hauls in his take The rich on him spend As they must depend On what they’ve kissed his ass to...

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With women he likes to cavort And conquering them is just sport Since Trump likes to rape Girls might not escape And everyone else he’ll deport...

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Some men came and rang my doorbell They barked To your pen say farewell! Since you dared insult Our Trump lover's cult It gets ten to life in a cell...

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Don is the ultimate user His deals seal you as a loser When Trump holds the cards The lives now in shards Bear witness he’s an abuser The Don has a trick to reveal He’ll dick you and cancel your deal Like hands on your neck Trump voids your paycheck And feels ecstasy when you squeal If acts are life’s indicator Don’s a classic woman...

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Zelenskyy speaks with fortitude A thing Vance and Trump find so rude Now see what happens With Europe’s factions And how far mad Vlad will intrude...

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Hillbilly VP JD Vance Surely hails from bad circumstance Though spruced up by Yale He acts much too male To hide the wee lance in his pants Note: Many other misogynists share this issue (DT, EM, 19 year-old college drop out Rye Country Day School wimp "Big Balls", etc). ...

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No prior POTUS has admired Towered pyres for esquires they’d hired Tired not by work hard Now wired the trump card That commands retire or You're Fired!...

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Start the game show geography Three guesses where POTUS will be Delete Chicago Nix Mar-a-Lago Musk knows it's Trumpington DC...

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Trumpenstein loves starting a fight Chaos feeds his canine delight Now watch disaster Start to come faster Despite that bad bump during flight Are your airplane pilots all right? When boarding please check if they’re bright For the fare you pay As prez I can say If they’re not white don’t make the flight PSA you’re now cleared to land Fear not as the outcome...

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The proud boys fill Trumpenstein’s need His pardons saw oath keepers freed They’ll serve this nation Intimidation And feed our great narcissist’s greed...

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To satisfy itches he’d scratch Panama’s channel is his catch And like she’s a gal He’ll grab this canal Since Trumpenstein wants a wet snatch...

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What explains Trumpenstein’s command That the U.S. borders expand? His withered small shaft Needs a bigger graft Of mastodon parts from Greenland ...

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