Short Igor Poems

Igor never ate borsht
  unless he was forced

    Olga dove in headfirst
    ~ ate 'til she burst...

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Composer Igor  Stravinsky 
an overnight sensation came to be
He got the ballet audience ro sing 
his praise with Rite of Spring...

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Haiku
A boy goes to school?
And tears his schoolmates apart?
With metal piercing bullets?
This is normal now.


Igor Goldkind...

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Why promote wrecking-ball malice
Behind the wall of a palace?
This callous man sick
Acts like a big dick
To cover up his small phallus...

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To satisfy itches he’d scratch
Panama’s channel is his catch
And like she’s a gal
He’ll grab this canal
Since Trumpenstein wants a wet snatch...

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Start the game show geography
Three guesses where POTUS will be
Delete Chicago
Nix Mar-a-Lago
Musk knows it's Trumpington DC...

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With women he likes to cavort
And conquering them is just sport
Since Trump likes to rape 
Girls might not escape
And everyone else he’ll deport...

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Zelenskyy speaks with fortitude
A thing Vance and Trump find so rude
Now see what happens
With Europe’s factions
And how far mad Vlad will intrude...

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Like the Sphinx
Igor lies regally
With eyes closed off
To the world.
He finds his zen 
And feels the breeze
But knows not how much 
He is revered....

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What explains Trumpenstein’s command
That the U.S. borders expand?
His withered small shaft
Needs a bigger graft  
Of mastodon parts from Greenland 
...

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The proud boys fill Trumpenstein’s need
His pardons saw oath keepers freed
They’ll serve this nation
Intimidation
And feed our great narcissist’s greed...

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Some men came and rang my doorbell
They barked To your pen say farewell!
Since you dared insult
Our Trump lover's cult
It gets ten to life in a cell...

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No prior POTUS has admired
Towered pyres for esquires they’d hired
Tired not by work hard
Now wired the trump card
That commands retire or You're Fired!...

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We're losing weight because of love
due of the loss of our heads
We fly and we fall from above,
alas, when frail feeling ends.

P.S. This is my translation of poem by Igor Guberman...

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Lately I feel like Igor with a hump,
swamped with work a continuous pump,
running everywhere,
yes master I care,
Frankenstein warehouse giving me goose bumps.









12-17-16...

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R-emarkable
H-appiness
O-f
S-weet
S-tatement
E-mploys
L-ove

S-o
O-ne
L-ady
I-n
V-igor
E-njoys
N-obility

Topic: Birthday of Rhossel Y. Soliven (January 29) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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faraway
so
   faraway
    ....as far
as
.... tomorrow:

beyond

today....

     an
 
eternity

to
wait
     and
await

with
expectation
and
anticipation

inspired by Borodin Prince Igor...

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G-ladly wait for forever, 
N-ever hope for worldly things; 
V-igor, faith, trust and love give 
N-othing but Lord God's blessings. 






Topic: Birthday of Geraldine Ng Victorio Narciso (March 21) 
Form: Acrostic Quatrain...

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Hillbilly VP JD Vance
Surely hails from bad circumstance
Though spruced up by Yale
He acts much too male
To hide the wee lance in his pants


Note: Many other misogynists share this issue (DT, EM, 19 year-old college drop out Rye Country Day School wimp "Big Balls", etc).  
...

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D-uty of man to Almighty 
I-s to give thanks, praise, and glory; 
V-igor of the heart, soul, and mind 
I-s neither none nor far behind; 
N-ow's the time to do all you can 
E-ven the tough duty of man. 





Topic: Birthday of Divine Castrence (March 22) 
Form: Acrostic Couplet...

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Oh, she has lifted on tiptoes
and gifted lips to me for kiss
that was so tired, and autumn knows
wet silence. There were soundless tears
of ours, they were falling down,
And there was boring dying day,
All being had a boring gown
excepting only dream, I say.

P.S. This is my translation of poem by Igor Severyanin, 1909...

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M-oment to shine 
A-ims to meet the better day; 
E-arly twenty-sixth of May, mist and fog fade away. 

A-bout the time of excellence, 
V-igor is clearly shown; 
E-nthusiasm and energy 
R-emain as the fervor has grown. 
I-t's time to come up with success, 
L-oss won't make you feel fine; 
L-ife of arduous toil takes 
A-nother moment to shine....

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J-ust be strong and spiritually fit, 
O-r we shall lose our ardor; 
V-igor of our fragile lives
I-s needed to make no
E-rror.

L-et us all be spiritually fit, 
A-im to be firm and tougher; 
P-roduce righteous result, 
E-arly twenty-seventh of September.
N-ever let lies gain entry even a bit; 
A-llow our hearts and souls to be all spiritually fit....

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NEW   DAY


From night’s heavy load
sometimes  you wake up 
-  a  jaunty bird   
-  leaping, wing-bearing  
-  a  cockerel ready for action 
-  a self-compressed spring  
-  a cocked pistol ready  to explode  - 
you want to live and to work

------but it resolves by breakfast. 

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Note
     
This is my (inadequate) translation from the original                                    
work of Russian  poet   Igor  Guberman....

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Trumpenstein loves starting a fight
Chaos feeds his canine delight
Now watch disaster
Start to come faster 
Despite that bad bump during flight

Are your airplane pilots all right?
When boarding please check if they’re bright
For the fare you pay
As prez I can say
If they’re not white don’t make the flight

PSA you’re now cleared to land
Fear not as the outcome is grand
We will stir up hate
Make our country great
That’s why only I'm in command...

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