Best Igor Poems

Lately I feel like Igor with a hump,
swamped with work a continuous pump,
running everywhere,
yes master I care,
Frankenstein warehouse giving me goose bumps.









12-17-16...

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humans spotted, Igor hides ‘neath his bridge
with watchful eyes, the bridge sees them pass
“It’s safe,” she murmurs to Igor

leaving the bridge’s safe retreat
Igor knows his...

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"Ok I think I got it,

Now, just throw the switch,

If by chance this doesn't work,

Life will be a *****"

"Master I have trouble, 

I think the...

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Frankie boy, go get my gun
Here comes those 
pitchfork carrying citizens

They’re so scary angry and uninformed
Holding torches, they plan on 
doing more than burn crosses...

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faraway
so
   faraway
    ....as far
as
.... tomorrow:

beyond

today....

     an
 
eternity

to
wait
     and
await

with
expectation
and
anticipation

inspired by Borodin Prince Igor...

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What was said was dead before it was spoken.
These are the laments of the old and the pale
But these here, are the moments eternity has...

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I went to a monster party,
At Castle Frankenstein;
With lots of food and spirit,
The fun kicked off at nine!

Ol' Frankie did the robot,
I stepped to a...

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There has always been an inter-outer over-under tender balance of loveless socio-equations as they super fit the psychosocial sexe-endices in this modern garner of pluses/minuses/bytes...

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Electricity crackling,
dancing in the sky above
And some dead thing moves
				imperceptibly, 
down inside the castle below
A mad scientist cackling, 
howls at the midnight moon with glee
Devilish...

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Villagers Storm Frankenstein’s Castle

By Elton Camp

The huge stone castle looms high above the town
Night approaches & villagers uneasily look around

Yet another innocent of their number...

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Einstein Rolls the Dice

the paparazzi were all over Einstein
after he said make sure where the rope leads
before you kick over the chair
he wrote his own...

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I used to dream of Frankenstein
When certain of some future glitch,
Now Donald Trump is Valentine
Of House’s Paul and Senate’s Mitch.

Yes, Trump is monster in this...

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(On May 1 1960, at the very depth of the
Cold War, CIA pilot Gary Powers was shot
down over the central USSR.  Here we are
imagining...

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The ride to the country is uneventful
Except that I feel a little like
A man riding inside a cannon ball.
Yuliya's father Igor drives
I'm also up front...

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It's easy to write a dark saga
of midnight and wolfbain and you
It follows to throw in a campfire
in the winter, the cold and we two

Forsaken...

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